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You’ll be shocked when you see how masturbators live. It made me a little sick.

BOCA RATON, FLA. — As everyone knows, masturbators are almost always depressed, socially retarded shut-ins. Their world consists of fixating on distasteful online pornographies flooding the Internet and beating their own privates to a pulp.

Since their lives revolve around the one sinful act of Onanism, other aspects such as faith, family, education, work, a proper diet, exercise and hygiene are left neglected. It goes without saying that masturbators are not productive members of society.

The following will shock and disgust you, but you need to see it. These pictures were taken after the self-rapers in question were duly arrested and hauled away by the police for their crimes against nature… and themselves.

From the desk of:

Prof. Milton H. Grits
Director of The Modesty in Media Project
Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts™

With kind encouragement and assistance from
Sister K. Truffle
B.L.U.F.F. UK

 

 

Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

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Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

Faces of Masturbation

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Cathy Redmond
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Too bad we can’t share photos in the comments. I could share an image of my immaculate prayer room where I do all of my faith-based writing and praise Lonnie multiple times a day.

Thank you, Brother Milton, for sharing these horrific images to hopefully scare some of these masturbators straight.

Praise.

Dark Mercenary
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Dark Mercenary

Do you pray in the missionary position or doggy style? Fap

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

I make 150,000 and I masturbate

Christina Mcierncock Rubright
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Hardcore evidence that masturbators have the most filthy hands and homes. I am completely discustarded!

One Eyed Willy
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One Eyed Willy

Hardcore, eh? Sure, some may have homes like this, but masturbation happens in just about every room in every home in every country.
From cardboard boxes to penthouse suites, they’ve been masturbated in.
I can tell you that the majority of teenage boys’ rooms have witnessed to the act, And also the majority of teenage girls. Never mind all the adults. It’s just a fact o’ life, dear Christina.
My room is perfectly clean.

Dark Mercenary
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Dark Mercenary

You can rub me right baby

Fappydyfappy
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Fappydyfappy

do you take these things seriously… that is just some messy rooms with some chicks fotoshopped in the computers

S
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S

Masterbation is natural, even dolphins do it and also, this is not how all masterbators live, this is just one persons room. Most people would never let their room look like that.

Lonnie Childs
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If you ever see a room like this, you can rest assured that a masturbation has taken place within.

bet4band
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hi lonnie

Lonnie Childs
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Heaveno!

Carl Jung
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Carl Jung

These pictures make me tempted. I can’t stop looking at the sexy women on the monitors.

Thomas Kelly
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Thomas Kelly

My Lords! I read this article yesterday, and only now have I stopped vomiting. How disgusting, when I think of a masturbator’s lifestyle I just…(vomits, yet again)

Brady O'Keefe
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Brady O'Keefe

Are you polytheistic?!?! SHAME ON YOU *masturbates*

Truffle
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The savage beasts should be set alight and extinguished with a shotgun. They will surely end up in a place worse than octo-hell!

Stop Masturbation Now!

Brady O'Keefe
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Brady O'Keefe

WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN OCTO-HELL?!?!?! HAVE SOME MERCY!!11!!1

*vigorously masturbates*

Godzilla
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Godzilla

Does Octo-Hell have sexy squid women

Thissiteissofuckingstupid
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Thissiteissofuckingstupid

Lol you guys are all idiots…I know people making over 200 thousand dollars a year, with nice homes who masturbate. How can you ever think this is true, besides, can you not tell that all of those photos have been photoshopped to have women in the monitors. Damn religious extremists trying to force people to repress something that is natural.

Matt
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Matt

I’m masturbating while typing this. I like to stick my finger in my pee hole and dig up to my testes until i bleed. A mix of blood and cum is awesome. Btw i live in a dumpster because i masturbate so much.

Dan Glesac
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Dan Glesac

this entire site literally made my head hurt… by far the dumbest website ever created… and yes i am rubbing one out as this is being typed…. DEAL WITH IT

Carlos Danger
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Enjoy Double Hell! Bless!

Dan Glesac
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Dan Glesac

This is exactly why religion is pointless

Truffle
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Dan, you are in need of our help. I will pray AT you!

If you would like to speak to me personally, please respond and I will leave you my direct number.

Amen!

oliver klosheoff
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i love what you guys are doing here, these nonbelievers are in serious need of some faith. i was recently baptised and its like all the semen left my body and i got a job and now am a productive member of society, i’m even training to lead a church. you people have really inspired me to better my life.

god be with you

praise

Thissiteissofuckingstupid
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Thissiteissofuckingstupid

I’m agnostic, but if religion is benefitting you in this way then i say more power to you! This is what i believe religion is good for. Pushing false things onto children and repressing them due to religion on the other hand, is terrible and immoral.

Renee
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Renee

Are you so blind not to notice that these pictures are staged? The pictures on the monitors have been photo shopped into them, cigarette butts and ash trays have been dumped on the keyboards, plastic bottles have been deposited in one area and one black trash bag on the floor. If anyone was arrested it was for a drug addiction or other illegal activity. I masturbate with and without my husband. We have a healthy/open non judging sex life with no shaming or hang up’s. Masturbation is a part of a normal healthy life. I am a sex blogger who… Read more »

La chabona que tiene la posta más que cualquiera & speaks in tongues.
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La chabona que tiene la posta más que cualquiera & speaks in tongues.

Omg you’re all mentally ill xD Can you please stop making people think religion is just as stupid as you people are?

marco
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marco

lol i really have to laugh about this site

why stop masturbation now?

EVERY healthy person masturbates/has masturbated once.
i am a 16 years old boy and i indeed masturbate lol.

and my room totally doesnt look like this, i have a very clean room.
ALL my friends masturbate and most of them have a clean room lol.

search on google: is masturbating bad for you.

it isnt bad for humans to masturbate, its actually healthy for a human.

so stfu with this anti masturbating website.

we all know that the persons who post these comments also masturbate/have masturbated once.

Carlos Danger
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Marco is proof that Big Masturbation has taken over our schools. Masturbation is healthy? Laughing out loud and shaking my head on the net!

Dark Mercenary
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Dark Mercenary

Big Masturbation? Hahahaha I am laughing so much I am in tears.

A-M
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A-M

There are more people on this planet who masturbate than people who don’t. If I have to believe this article, then that means that almost everyone on Earth lives in a house like this? You all know that’s not true.

Dig P
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Dig P

Is everyone on this website being sarcastic or is this a serious site? Saying masturbation causes people to have dirty rooms on the evidence of 5 photos is like saying we are all product of an incestuous family because a book says so. And actually if our great descendants were at it with their siblings and cousins, what right does god have to tell us not to be touching our own dick as if they are work of the devil? I actually came onto this page as I’m trying to stop watching porn, so I wanted to see the effects… Read more »