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New Mascot Unveiled to Help Teach Mexican Kids The Sins Of Masturbation

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(StopMasturbationNOW)—After the fantastic success of our Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin program we had a lot of requests for him to speak to many Mexican areas of our country and around the world, the problem is as everyone knows, dolphins don’t speak Mexican. So thanks to a $50,000 research study that was funded by the US Federal Government, Mexican council of Food, and the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, we have found a way to reach the world’s Mexicans.

Introducing “Tickle the Mexican Pickle”. A brand new mascot aimed at teaching the Mexican children of the world about the dangers of masturbation. Test audiences have loved him so far. Soon we will be offering a line of Shirts, toys, pickles and a board game. Even a television cartoon is in the works.

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Tickle will be traveling to many cities this summer listed below. Stay tuned for dates. Look for him at wrestling arenas, car shows, and anywhere else you find Mexican kids.

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Tickle the Mexican Pickle Mexico Tour
(Stay tuned for dates and exact locations)
Rio de Janeiro
Mexico City
Toronto
Juarez
Melbourne
Calgary
Monterrey
Naples
Fullerton

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Mac Wilde
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Mac Wilde

I live in Calgary. I can’t wait to see him/her… Praise!

Errol the Pearhole
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Errol the Pearhole

Gimme dat watermelon. I’ll show ya what mascotz iz all about.

Cassidy Pen
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This is good news as I had just about given up on the Mexipanics. They cannot see that furious masturbation, incredible poverty, and misery are causal. I hope every decent normal person will pray with me that Tickle can penetrate the closed minds of the Mexispanic race and have a positive effect on their decadent culture.
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“Shining a ray of light where there is darkness is what the SMN Ministry is all about.” — Lonnie Childs

Renan Segretti
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Renan Segretti

ticlke the mexican pickle looks like a dildo, lol.

Kenneth Day
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Tickle the Pickle is great! I feel a little sorry for him, because I know he has a very difficult job ahead of him.

HOnza
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HOnza

What dafuq. What is this fcking website??? What is bad on masturbation???

Eddie
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Eddie

I masturbate in my classical guitar’s soundhole while I pluck it’s deep bass string. My guitar’s vibrations get my shaft nice and slippery. After a few minutes I’m squirting my froth all over my guitar;/

Nellie Franklin
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“Tickle the Mexican Pickle” is an awesome mascot. Its great to see the new Mexican mascot and he gives Mexican children an icon they can identify with. Mr. Pen seems to me to be offer a wonderful method as a way to teach Mexican kids that masturbation is the root cause for their families overt poverty, misery, disease and the fact that their families exist along the lower rung of Mexican society. Great job guys.