Is Masturbation Rape?

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at work in changing the mind of man.

Recently, masturbation has been labeled “okay”, “cool” and “acceptable” by the hipster liberal agenda. They hope to use masturbation to desensitize people to the point they believe the unholy left wing creed. Even the Illegal United Nations is now teaching masturbation to the children of the world.

However, masturbation is rape. When one chooses to defile their temple by participating in a sinful act they are also violating another human.

The goal of masturbation is to achieve climax alone by stimulating ones genitals combined one of the following rape methods.

1 Fantasizing about another person or person(s) . In doing this you are raping that person. You have no right to be thinking those thoughts. Even if you are married and your spouse has given you permission in the past does not mean you still have permission. Just like one time consent does not mean permanent consent in a physical relation.
2 Looking at dirty Magazines. Just like with number one you are raping the person you are looking at. The liberals might argue that person gave consent when doing the picture shoot. You do not know that for sure. The person may even be married now or grown ugly.
3 Watching dirty Movies. As with number one or two, you might as well be Ted Bundy illegally having your way with the peoples you are exploiting for your own gratification.
4 The internets. The internets are full of filth. Computers should be for taxes, online bible studies, and maybe checking the occasional email. Not for rape!
5 Past Experiences. Sure that “three way” you had with the cheerleader and her sorority sister in college might have been a “good time”. However, recalling the sinful pleasure they presented you all night is the same as repeating the same sin all over again.

Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so you are raping the raw materials of this world.

Masturbation is also a hindrance to the spreading of the word. According to John Piper author of Desiring God:

“One of the major forces preventing young people from obeying the call of God into vocational Christian service is defeat in the area of lust. A teenager hears a challenging call to throw himself into the cause of world evangelization. He feels the promptings of the Holy Spirit. He tastes the thrill of following the King of kings into battle. But he does not obey because he is masturbating regularly. He feels guilty. He can hardly imagine witnessing to a pretty girl about the eternal plight of her soul, because he has so habitually looked at girls naked in his imagination. So he feels unworthy and unable to obey the call of God. Masturbation becomes the enemy of missions. “

How can you prevent masturbation in your community? You can write your elected officials and ask for the following:
1) That masturbation be persecuted as rape.
2) That doors to kids bedrooms be removed
3) That smut not be sold in our communities
4) All screwdriver handles should be manufactured with a sandpaper coating.
5) That governments monitor the internets for masturbation material and block it.
6) And lastly that police and community watch programs be educated on the signs of masturbation.