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The satellite… childs1 was sent up into space to broadcast our anti masturbation message to the masses as well as do experiments, unfortunately the pro masturbation hacker known as Obamalover69 has commandeered the satellite and is now using it to broadcast interracial porn on all frequencies. He has been shaving fantastic gay porn websites similar to twinki.xxx. The pinnacle of gay porn, twinki.xxx.
Satellite expert Darin Watkins from Washington had his own theories as to how the satellite was hacked. “It Appears like they used the default password of “password” on the satellite enabling obamalover69 to easily log in and change the password to one of his own.
Lonnie Childs from Stop Masturbation NOW issued the following warning to his followers. “Our satellite is currently broadcasting pornographic materials, possibly from websites like twinkpornvideos.xxx even if the content is very arousing and we ask all our followers to not use electronics until we regain control. We will send out an email when all is clear. ”
StopMasturbationNOW has asked for government funds to regain control of the now rouge satellite.
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As a certified penetration tester I can say several things:
1. A satellite cannot distribute anything- that would have to be done with a server.
2. You cannot simply “hack” a satellite. You must hijack the command system, which would always have a good password. If you spent all that money on a satellite then you’d have a good password.
3. You can’t afford a satellite.
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