(StopMasturbationNOW)–It is well known that men prefer women with a thigh gap. The thigh gap is a symbol of innocence and purity as the willingness and readiness to procreate are visibly seen.
Unfortunately masturbation causes a buildup of fat and muscle around the thigh area from an overage of orgasms. This buildup hides the thigh gap and makes women seem less desirable to potential Christian mates.
Fathers, it is important that you talk to your daughters about masturbation and to remind them that masturbation makes them unattractive to potential husbands.
The gap between two thighs is the distance between Heaven and Hell!
What should we do if our wives lost their thigh gaps many moons ago? Can we stone them please?
Also the build up of orgasm fat can cause friction and chaffing when wearing shorts thus resulting in an unsightly rash. Rashes around the scrotal zone is a sign of bad health. Bad health is a sign of impurity. Impurity is a sure sign of unchristian activity and unchristian activity is a sign they have left Jesus and sided with the devil.
Orgasm fat = Red & itchy devils whore
Thigh gap = Pure, clean and ready for procreation
But what if I have never masturbated but I still have thigh gaps??
*dont have
You people are fucking retarted THIS DOES NOT MEAN SHIT if you don’t have a thigh gap that means you are eating poorly!! God the ignoreance of you people
I masturbate all the time and i still have a thigh gap.
I still have ankle gap. Praise!
Thigh gaps have everything to do with pelvis width and nothing to do with masturbation. You don’t see your husbands/sons/brothers dick get fat when he jacks off son hey are you shameing women? This is notbscunecabd the writer and those who believe this article need to go back to elementary school.
Since when did women live entirely to appease men?
I thought the Rev. earned awards for research on the fallacy of the female orgasm?
God is a cunt.
Ps. Masterbating now you fucking Jews
So edgy, bro.
Lonnie, are you going to post details about the circle jerk? I am really looking forward to having you or one of the other boys touch my sin stick while i touch yours or one of theirs. Then we can all shoot off our first load, cathy REDMOUND can clean up, using her tongue of course, and truffle can revive our sin sticks and then we can get down to the business of exploring each other’s sin caves for the rest of the night. Oohh my anus is quivering with anticipation.
Praise