According to Brother Lonald “Lonnie” Childs, honorary Normal skinned golfing sensation Tiger Woods is once again black thanks to the recent scandal regarding his rampant masturbation and sleeping with over a dozen chubby white women with self esteem issues. Tiger was made an honorary Normal due to his mastery of golf, his gleaming white teeth, friendship to white, moral, virtuous NFL superstar Ben Roethlisberger and his image as a family man who paid his bills on time. “It is with a heavy heart that I declare Tiger Woods to again be black due to his recent indiscretions, as well as reports of spinner rims on his crashed Escalade. This factored in with his recent divorce of the beautiful white American female Elin Nordigren made this an easy decision for me” which Brother Lonnie read from a prepared statement. “Now that Tiger is black again it is my fervent hope he remains gainfully employed and continues to pay his bills and child support on time. Thankfully we still have God’s favorite golfer and white heterosexual American male Phil Mickelson to support. Praise!”
You can take the masturbator out of the ‘hood, but not the ‘hood out of the masturbator. Sad.
You would never hear of slim normal lesser-gendereds, fornicating with non-normals. Fat women and feminalists deserve to be condemned to the bowels of triple-hell. At least then, they wouldn’t tempt the superior species to sin!
Ok, this is just hilarious
Is it really necessary to refer to the savage races as “non-normal”? They may use this as an excuse to get government subsidies which come out of the pockets of hard-working perfect white males.
The ladies love Big Ben!
Lonnie tried to warn him. Some men just won’t listen to reason.