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Top Five Most Masturbatory Vegetables

B.L.U.F.F (SMNNN) The brave and dedicated monks and faithscientists at B.L.U.F.F. Campound have been working hundreds of man-hours to classify even the most mundane objects as potential masturbation aids, which naturally, can and will cause Masturbation Bad AIDS. Here is a list of the most offensive vegetables our crack team […]

by — March 23, 2015 — 8 comments — B.L.U.F.F.

Thailand Cracks Down On Women Creating Masturbation Materials

In a rare move of anything resembling sanity, the military government of Thailand has spoken out against lesser-gendered members of the Thai populace making pornographic styled pictures of themselves. Specifically the men in charge of the Thai government are enraged about these lesser gendered members of their society taking photos […]