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Thailand Cracks Down On Women Creating Masturbation Materials

In a rare move of anything resembling sanity, the military government of Thailand has spoken out against lesser-gendered members of the Thai populace making pornographic styled pictures of themselves. Specifically the men in charge of the Thai government are enraged about these lesser gendered members of their society taking photos of the lower half of their breasts. Masturbators refer to these types of pornographic and disgusting images as “underboob selfies” and it is about time someone began to speak out against this growing problem.

“This horrid form of pornographics has gone ‘viral’ in Thailand right now, which we imagine will lead to even greater number of masturbation created diseases and outbreaks in that region,” explained Brother Walton Utley of the ‘Current Events’ division of Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts. “It is usually good practice to avoid the entire Orient for these reasons. Once some new masturbation fad takes hold it becomes even worse than it usually is. At least their morally bankrupt government has had the decency to say something publicly about this instance.”

Thailand, unlike Obama’s America, has very strict computer crime laws and the Thai government seems to be implying that those who record their sinful, self-rape promotional images to a digital photo will face penalties. “Their Ministry of Culture is claiming these violators will receive ‘up to 5 years’ in prison,” added Brother Utley. “We find that laughable. Producing and distributing pro self-rape pornographics like these should be an offense punishable by death or at the very least life imprisonment. We can’t expect more than five years in jail though from an Ornamental culture like the one in Thailand. I suppose this is better than nothing. The Ministry over there has been decent over the years in making sure objectionable films, speech and thought are stamped out but they’re still pretty liberal and ungodly when it comes down to it. And again, this is the Orient we’re talking about here, so their leniency is to be expected.”

It is yet unknown when the Thai government will begin seeking out these criminals and dishing out the justice they deserve.

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augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

I don’t like the orient, but I do like the caneing, I wish we could do that here. Make kids grow up straight.

Bob
Bob
6 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

All of you are sick, homophobic idiots.

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

Thank you, Cathy, for exposing these heathen Thiasians and their nefarious breast play. This is just one of the reasons that masturbation is out of control in the far east.

JuggyDave
JuggyDave
6 years ago

I did an under-breast selfie, but everyone just laughed at me because I’m a guy. It’s just not fair.

FATWANG6969696
FATWANG6969696
5 years ago

DID BUSH MAKE 9/11?????? OR DID I JUST JERK IT DOWN

Liitin
Liitin
3 years ago

These are good jokes, allmost believed in them.