B.L.U.F.F. Safford Campus Announces Big Game Safari to Zimbabwe

Safford, Arizona – Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts (B.L.U.F.F.) has announced a special safari and big game hunting excursion to the African Nation of Zimbabwe. Special Services Recreational Director and long-time B.L.U.F.F. elder Thomas Downey announced the trip during a closed question-and-answer session between the B.L.U.F.F. Eldership and SMN Pledges in high standing at the Safford, AZ Campus.

A contingent of B.L.U.F.F. Superior Gendered Normals will depart on a chartered flight from Phoenix International Airport on Monday, September 7 and arrive in Harare, Zimbabwe on Tuesday Morning. A scenic motorized tour aboard an caravan of armored Humvees to breathtaking Victoria Falls and the wondrous sights of the Eastern highlands will enthrall the B.L.U.F.F. members and condition their appreciation of God’s creation.

The safari will embark on Thursday Morning. Native tribesmen will provide carrying muscle and guide services. The excursion will cover hundreds of miles through Mozambique, Zambia, and parts of South Africa. Rare and exotic game will be targeted and processed in a recreational manner by B.L.U.F.F. Members providing a fun and educational experience as well as assist with honing marksmanship skills. If members of the group don’t already have their own air rifles to shoot the animals, they can be provided or they could be purchased beforehand. It’s probably better to purchase your own rifle beforehand to get used to it and understand how the gun works, allowing you to target more animals on the safari. If you’re looking for the best air rifle to take on this trip, it might be worth looking at these air rifles reviewed by Outdoor Empire, for example. That should help you find the best rifle for game hunting, ensuring you make the most of this safari experience.

There will be no limit to the game that may be taken. The natives will provide all meat, trophy, and skin processing on location, if possible.

Each B.L.U.F.F. member will be allowed to bring one (1) of their appointed spouses for emotional accompaniment as long as their monthly rhythm sequences do not call for menstrual hut confinement or interfere with travel and activity schedules. No Lessor Gendered Normals will be allowed on the actual safari. Special chores and social responsibilities will be advanced to safari LGNs.

This will be a fantastic opportunity for stewards of the B.L.U.F.F. Brotherhood to refine their togetherness and rifle shooting skills as well as provide a unique educational experience in the third world.

Please apply early. Once the spots are filled, the itinerary will be drawn and schedules printed. A brochure and sign-up form is available at the B.L.U.F.F.Recreation Center (Building R-1619) on the Safford Campus.