(StopMasturbationNOW)—Once a proud Christian holiday, Halloween was filled with candy, kids costumes, and pumpkins However this year masturbators have decided to ruin Halloween for everyone by turning innocent costumes into dinguses.
The Unicorn Vibrator
“Have a good time at the costume party then go home and self-rape” Is what this product screams at its owner. “Put me in your sin cave” Something like you’d see at hdpornvideo or similar.
The Wizard Nose
Marketed at the “realistic look and feel” crowd. The wizard nose is nothing but a penis, testicles and gray hair.
The Cat Anal Plug The homosexuals self-rape their anal cavities all the time using products from loveplugs.co. Whilst this is at least a safer option for them, the market is growing. And the cat strap on anal plug is marketed at that growing homesexual market.
If you see any of these products in your household throw them away and suggest something more innocent like a girl scout costume.