1st Annual Celebration of Normals: Columbus, Ohio 9/20/14

BLUFF "Everything's Gonna Be All White" World Tour 2014, Monsanto, and White Castle are proud Sponsor's of:

STOP Masturbation NOW Premier Event

Please join Stop Masturbation Now and Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin for the 1st Annual Celebration of Normals at Goodale Park in tropical Columbus, Ohio on Saturday September 20, 2014 10:00am-10:00pm

Everyone is Welcome*

Have your Children sign the Stop MAsturbation Now Pledge and get their picture taken with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

Music by The Swinging Bavarian’s

Free Holy Water

Beer Tent (NO BYOB, Pot-Weed Needles, or ellis dee Bongs)

Prayer AT Circle to pray AT the filthy hippie pro-masturbation “Folk the Racist Hetero-Patriarchy

Free White Castle  Cheese Sliders

Funhouse of FaithFacts



 God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins


*Non-Normals, Gingers, Liberals, Feminist, Hipsters, Snow Mexicans, Ornamentals, Red Dot Indians, U of M Grads, HomoGays™, Presbyterians, Emo’s, and Nickelback Fans must show ID, Registers, Submit a DNA test, and wear a WWFD wristband.  

About TheRev Leroy Jenkins 36 Articles
TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
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5 Comments on 1st Annual Celebration of Normals: Columbus, Ohio 9/20/14

  1. My normal family and I can’t wait for this event! I realize that this is only the 1st event to celebrate non self-rape, I can feel that there will be hundreds more! Rev Jenkins, if you would like for me to come out early to help you with your the Amish-Mexicans issue please let me know! Also how can I join the self-rape prevention team? Will they have a booth at the festival? Praise on high!

  2. Are you guys keeping cocaine?
    I’d love to come if cocaine’s available.
    Cocaine is white, which makes it normal.

  3. Ohio is a proud working mans state. A state that helped build America. Unlike Louisiana… We need another hurricane to wash those sinners away.

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