Self-Rape Prevention

1st Annual Celebration of Normals: Columbus, Ohio 9/20/14

STOP Masturbation NOW Premier Event

Please join Stop Masturbation Now and Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin for the 1st Annual Celebration of Normals at Goodale Park in tropical Columbus, Ohio on Saturday September 20, 2014 10:00am-10:00pm

Everyone is Welcome*

Have your Children sign the Stop MAsturbation Now Pledge and get their picture taken with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

Music by The Swinging Bavarian’s

Free Holy Water

Beer Tent (NO BYOB, Pot-Weed Needles, or ellis dee Bongs)

Prayer AT Circle to pray AT the filthy hippie pro-masturbation “Folk the Racist Hetero-Patriarchy

Free White Castle  Cheese Sliders

Funhouse of FaithFacts

ADDMISSION IS FREE

 

 God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins

 

*Non-Normals, Gingers, Liberals, Feminist, Hipsters, Snow Mexicans, Ornamentals, Red Dot Indians, U of M Grads, HomoGays™, Presbyterians, Emo’s, and Nickelback Fans must show ID, Registers, Submit a DNA test, and wear a WWFD wristband.  

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Dick Redmond
Dick Redmond
11 years ago

My normal family and I can’t wait for this event! I realize that this is only the 1st event to celebrate non self-rape, I can feel that there will be hundreds more! Rev Jenkins, if you would like for me to come out early to help you with your the Amish-Mexicans issue please let me know! Also how can I join the self-rape prevention team? Will they have a booth at the festival? Praise on high!

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
11 years ago

Praise! I will be there and looking forward to it, reverend!

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
11 years ago

Are you guys keeping cocaine?
I’d love to come if cocaine’s available.
Cocaine is white, which makes it normal.

augustweisz
Admin
11 years ago

Ohio is a proud working mans state. A state that helped build America. Unlike Louisiana… We need another hurricane to wash those sinners away.

Andrew (laughing incessantly)

i cant stop laughing… this is too much