Self-Rape Prevention

1st Annual Celebration of Normals: Columbus, Ohio 9/20/14

STOP Masturbation NOW Premier Event

Please join Stop Masturbation Now and Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin for the 1st Annual Celebration of Normals at Goodale Park in tropical Columbus, Ohio on Saturday September 20, 2014 10:00am-10:00pm

Everyone is Welcome*

Have your Children sign the Stop MAsturbation Now Pledge and get their picture taken with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

Music by The Swinging Bavarian’s

Free Holy Water

Beer Tent (NO BYOB, Pot-Weed Needles, or ellis dee Bongs)

Prayer AT Circle to pray AT the filthy hippie pro-masturbation “Folk the Racist Hetero-Patriarchy

Free White Castle  Cheese Sliders

Funhouse of FaithFacts

ADDMISSION IS FREE

 

 God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins

 

*Non-Normals, Gingers, Liberals, Feminist, Hipsters, Snow Mexicans, Ornamentals, Red Dot Indians, U of M Grads, HomoGays™, Presbyterians, Emo’s, and Nickelback Fans must show ID, Registers, Submit a DNA test, and wear a WWFD wristband.  

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Dick Redmond
Dick Redmond
6 years ago

My normal family and I can’t wait for this event! I realize that this is only the 1st event to celebrate non self-rape, I can feel that there will be hundreds more! Rev Jenkins, if you would like for me to come out early to help you with your the Amish-Mexicans issue please let me know! Also how can I join the self-rape prevention team? Will they have a booth at the festival? Praise on high!

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago

Praise! I will be there and looking forward to it, reverend!

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago

Are you guys keeping cocaine?
I’d love to come if cocaine’s available.
Cocaine is white, which makes it normal.

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

Ohio is a proud working mans state. A state that helped build America. Unlike Louisiana… We need another hurricane to wash those sinners away.

Andrew (laughing incessantly)

i cant stop laughing… this is too much