Articles by: BigLarry

Hot New “Wheelin’ and Feelin'” Trend Claims Another Life

Hot New “Wheelin’ and Feelin'” Trend Claims Another Life

Orange County, CA – A family is left grieving and planning arrangements today as the new “Wheelin and Feelin” craze sweeping the nation claims another young life. At approximately 11:15 AM, in sunny Laguna Beach, CA, one child has been pronounced dead and another is injured in what is being […]

by July 8, 2014 31 comments Morals, Sports, Trending
Hillary Clinton Uses Inside Powers to Shut Down Father’s Day

Hillary Clinton Uses Inside Powers to Shut Down Father’s Day

CNNT) — Hillary Clinton may not be in power these days – but she still commands an army of self-raping fans. Even some of them were shocked this week when she reported that, as of Saturday, June 14th, 20014, Father’s Day is officially canceled. “I don’t see any reason why we […]

by June 15, 2014 0 comments Uncategorized
Palin at a recent conference, shocking  her supporters with her face of sin.

Sarah Palin Shocks Alabama Crowd with Frozen “O” Face

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (WHNT) – Sarah Palin, arguably one of the most well-known women in the Republican Party in the last several years, horrified members of the Republican Party and supporters of her presidential campaign by walking on to the stage in full “O” face. Dr. David Copeland, Madison County Superintendent, confirmed […]

by June 10, 2014 3 comments Politics
Migrant Masturbation Causes Orange Grove to Produce Fruitesticles

Migrant Masturbation Causes Orange Grove to Produce Fruitesticles

Florida – The increase in masturbation by unclean Mexican immigrants while working in Commercial Orange Groves has caused an unprecedented new disease to strike America’s precious store of citrus fruits. The disease, known as Fruitesticling,  has infected almost 70% of citrus in Florida over the past few years. It reached California […]

by June 10, 2014 0 comments Uncategorized
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