Articles by: BigLarry
Stafford, AZ – The Lonnie Childs Private Library, operated and managed by Alicia Stephenhopper, has burned to the ground under suspicious circumstances. The state of the art facility, offering the latest dial-up internet access and dozens of books and publications to the members of the BLUFF compound, will be closed […]
Safford, AZ – In a shocking landmark resolution, The Supreme Court has ordered the removal of Navajo Indians from tribal land, granting the 50,000 acres of prime real estate to Lonnie Childs, a local squatter who first claimed rights to the property over 15 years ago. Lonnie Child’s lawyer, Saul […]
Every once in a while, a wholesome reader will send a message to us here at SMN.ORG to ask a personal question, or to ask for honest advice in a particularly troubling situation. In this case, a housewife from Virginia writes – “Dear Lonnie, I am a little embarrassed to […]
Safford, AZ – While many shouted victory in July as their children were picked early at the Choosing of the Flesh, others still mourn the loss of their loved ones to the Unchosen. The annual Day of Choosing at the Campound (see link for this year’s story) is an exciting event for […]
Safford, AZ- in an amazing show of Lonnie’s power and the love of our Lord, youth at our annual BLUFF Teen Campaway outing performed a 65 hour prayer circle for the janitor on site. Unaware that he was being prayed for, James Willford, a former agnostic and admitted African-American, claims […]
HARVEY, Ill. (WLS) A man was arrested and charged after Harvey residents caught him masturbating in front of two girls in the south suburb, police said. Witnesses said he repeatedly claimed that his perverted act and shameful display of his small genitals was related to his anger at finding out […]
For Immediate Release – (Safford, AZ) – In 2015, efforts to educate parents and young girls on the dangers of self-rape will take a giant leap forward. Teaming up with the Girl Scouts of the USA, Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin will become the “unofficial mascot” for Girl Scout Cookies. Sponsored […]
Safford, AZ – July 16th – it promises to be a day filled with magic and love at the BLUFF Campound, as dozens of young men will be marrying their Initial Spouses in the Day of Hitching annual celebration. A tradition for Lonvidians, the Day of Hitching is approached with […]
Safford, AZ – Jacob Reznor and Anthony Steward, two members of the BLUFF community, returned home today after being acquitted of all charges in the disappearance and alleged murder of Sarah Josephine Richards. Male family members and friends greeted them at the gate, while the Unchosen stood by applauding silently […]
Safford, Arizona – Jacob Reznor and Anthony Steward, two members of the BLUFF community, have been cleared of all charges in the disappearance and alleged murder of Sarah Josephine Richards. This controversial decision was passed down today in the Graham County Superior Court, dismissing all evidence against the two men […]
