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SMN and Lonnie Childs Heckler Charged with Masturbating in Front of Two Girls

HARVEY, Ill. (WLS) A man was arrested and charged after Harvey residents caught him masturbating in front of two girls in the south suburb, police said. Witnesses said he repeatedly claimed that his perverted act and shameful display of his small genitals was related to his anger at finding out that masturbation is a sin, according to the website StopMasturbationNow.

Sometime on July 14, neighbors who live in the 15000 block of South Loomis Avenue in Harvey claim they saw Guas Sweiss park his SUV in a nearby alley, walk toward some bushes and begin to masturbate while looking at two girls, police said. One of the girls noticed Sweiss—whose age was not immediately known—and she and the other girl ran into a home, police said. Sweiss allegedly got back in his SUV and drove off, while screaming “MASTURBATION IS NOT HARMFUL. IT’S HEALTHY AND GOOD FOR ALL OF US!”

Caught on tape - disgusting SMN heckler videotaped being disgusting and sinful in front of children.

Caught on tape – disgusting SMN heckler videotaped being disgusting and sinful in front of children.

Someone who witnessed the incident videotaped it before telling police, police said. Officers got the SUV’s license plate number from the video and used it to find Sweiss’ Orland Park home in the southwest suburbs on July 17, police said. He wasn’t home at the time but agreed through his lawyer to turn himself in to Harvey police by noon the next day, police said. When he didn’t show up, police issued a warrant for his arrest.

“What’s the problem, officer?” Sweiss asked, looking confused. “I thought masturbation was a normal thing….”

Chicago police arrested Sweiss Saturday and turned him into Harvey police. Details around his arrest were not provided.

Sweiss, of the 11000 block of West 167th Place in Orland Park, is charged with felony public indecency and immoral acts. Police said he has been convicted multiple times of lewd exposure and weapons charges, which is why a felony charged is justified.

Police are also working with other suburban police departments where similar acts were committed by a man whose description may be similar to Sweiss.

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Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
7 years ago

I think just about anyone would go do something like this after reading the “facts” posted on this website.

Milton Grits
7 years ago

Wrong. They would go do something like this after IGNORING the facts posted on this website. #faithfacts

Korean Jesus
Korean Jesus
7 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

# Milton Grits is a dumb cunt!!!

Jason McKay
Jason McKay
7 years ago

I hope they put him away for a long time,these masturbaters need to be taken off the streets.

Truffle
7 years ago

All of the superior, Lonvidian Brothers refrain from masturbation and are well endowed. Coincidence, I think not.

ed
ed
7 years ago

All of the superior, Lonvidian Brothers refrain from masturbation and are well endowed. Coincidence, I think not. wow sounds to me like you men know each other a little too much

augustweisz
Admin
7 years ago

Why do masturbators have so much hate in their hearts?