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Celebrity Homogay™ Bruce Jenner is One Step Closer to Becoming a Woman After Crashing Into Other Cars With An SUV

Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was out shopping with his spouse’s money when the accident happened.   Police are still unsure if the accident was due to talking on the phone while driving or applying makeup.

Bruce, who prefers to be called and drive as “Belinda”, has received phone calls of support from other female drives, most notably: Halle Berry, Brandy Norwood, Lindsay Lohan, Danica Patrick and many more.

We will keep you up-to-date as this story develops.

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A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago

Not all women drive badly, just look at my wife

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

When you allow your wife to drive it is not just her life you are putting at risk. Think first, and stop being so dang selfish – we all have to use the roads, and shouldn’t have our wellbeing threatened by having to share the road with unsafe motorists.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

We always knew who wore the pants in your marriage, Smart Guy.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

What do you mean by that?

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Ask your wife.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

If you’re asking whose in charge, it’s no one. 50/50

Carlos Danger
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

There’s nothing wrong with your wife keeping your testicles in a jar that resides in her purse. Just ask a smart guy! Bless!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Wow. That is just creepy. Why would anyone do that?

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

Accelerating to a stop, cutting corners, menstruation rage, women should not drive!

Carlos Danger
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Or vote. Or own property. Or be put in positions of power. Praise!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Carlos Danger

No they should have FULL equality

Stalin☭☭☭☭
4 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

How bout our female comrades crush your pathetic fascist German ass weisz

Ken Day
6 years ago

Just another example of why old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. At least there wasn’t a farmer’s market anywhere nearby.

Truffle
6 years ago

Is she an island convict? They’re all called, Bruce.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

She’s a real woman now!

Liam McKey
6 years ago

At least the mental portion of the transformation is complete.