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Another Graph Proves SMN Ministries Right Again

SAFFORD, ARIZONA (SMNNN)

Yet another graph developed by the joint team of Faithgraphics technicians at B.L.U.F.F. GRAPHCENTER and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow has been released. This time, the handy pie-chart style graph,  (so named because of the graph’s resemblance the pastry known as “pie”), clearly outlines the casualties of Sin-Death.

Sin-Death, which is death caused by sinning, is clearly primarily composed of masturbators and their masturbation, according to the brightly colored graph.

This current graph’s costs exceeded any amount formerly spent by B.L.U.F.F, eclipsing even Faithstar, the international faith-based space-arms program, topping a whopping 3.7 billion USD.

Such graphs as these are indeed inarguable proof that B.L.U.F.F and SMN, are totally on the level, and as usual, completely right, in all regards and respects, about everything.

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Milton Grits
6 years ago

God willing, Doctors for Lonnie will become more powerful than the left-liberalist A.M.A. doctor group.

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

This technology is getting so cutting edge, I feel like I live in the future.

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago

Yes, of course the graphs that took you probably about 10-15 minutes to make in Excel show that you are right about everything and everyone else is a complete dumbass. It all just makes perfect sense. *cough*anyonewhobelivesinthisisanidiotandeveryoneinvolvedwiththiswebsiteisatrollandneedstogetalife*cough* Terribly sorry about that. Must be allergies.

Bono Reznor
Bono Reznor
6 years ago

Says the person taking the time to comment on every post, sometimes multiple comments even, complaining about how “dumb” this site is…

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago
Reply to  Bono Reznor

Which is quite true my friend. How noticeable of you.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

These faithgraphs are coming at us fast and furious now! The truth is building momentum, praise!

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

It’s called a “pie” graph for the exact reason as stated in this article, because it resembles a pastry. Big Masturbation will throw in the word “finger” and try to smear the SMN Ministries by claiming we use “finger pie” graphs. The SMN Ministry is not a vulgar organization and would never do such a thing. If you even hear of SMN using “finger pie” graphs, consider the source and remember there are those that benefit from such slander. SMN has very powerful enemies.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

Bless you for staying one step ahead of the masturhaters, Brother Cassidy, my dear Soothsayer in Christ. Praise!

Slapping the Baby Maker
Slapping the Baby Maker
6 years ago

Bahahaha what are your sources for that graph? Tim down the street?

Homogay virus… for real? so if Homo is the genus then Gay must be the species since your using binomial nomenclature? I guess by your own idiotic remarks you regard the Gay community as their own species damn DNA huh?

Silly Willy pokers

Mishkata
Mishkata
6 years ago

Thank you! This is exactly what I needed to finally realize that this here is a troll site 😀

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Mishkata

The only trolls here are the masturbators! Wake up you farmyard animal!!!

Zachary Hale Comstock
Zachary Hale Comstock
4 years ago

What a shame that 35% of all common men is homosexual, have cancer or have no faith in God. I say we must move fast. We have to move fast so that the percentage does not increase. We have to move fast so that the False Shepherd cannot succeed in his mission to bring us all into misfortune. I say let us bring the False Shepherd in front of God, so that he may see Gods Wrath for himself.

The Programmer
The Programmer
4 years ago

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not