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Do Masturbators Really Have Smaller Penises?

 

ux_a12080700ux0255_ux_g03(Stop Masturbation Now)—We get this question often. What effect does self-raping your sin stick have on penis length long term? Both men and women use the length of a penis to determine the potential of a person.

Well, thanks to a $50,000 grant from the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, we now have hard data that proves that masturbation causes long term and permanent retardation of the penis.

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tumblr_mz3hghiq331s7fd63o1_400As you can clearly see, the data provides an obvious result. Even just ten masturbations can cause your penis to permanently shrink by two full inches. That means that if they touch yourself, you will never be able to please a woman. You could get a Prince Albert piercing, as they help to sexually stimulate the woman as well as you, but you would definitely need to follow Lustplug’s aftercare advice. But even then, it’s not you pleasuring the woman, it’s the piercing. Parents, it is clear you need to inform your children of the dangers of masturbation.

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Cathy Redmond
7 years ago

The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow never ceases to amaze me with their findings. They are a true asset to America.

Praise.

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

Are you legal age yet?

Cassidy Pen
7 years ago

As unsurprising as these results are, they are astounding, none the less. I had no idea the difference in average length was so profound.

Peter Pan
Peter Pan
7 years ago

Great work, I just wonder, what happens for more and more masturbations? Does one loose the “sin stick”?

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago
Reply to  Peter Pan

I’ve had 3 fall off. The grow back stronger every time!

Truffle
7 years ago

Deluded from injecting the EllisDee, no doubt.

Praying AT you!

pankaj
pankaj
7 years ago

This is bullshit data,masturbation cause no harm to anyone it will only increase length of penis.think logical man if you stretch your penis it will increase in length,you dont have to spend $50,000 for this thing.

graciebauman
graciebauman
7 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

This is true for almost all things in nature as well. If you rub something enough times, it gets smaller. Doesn’t take a genius to know that. Faith Facts, putting sLIEnce in it’s place for eons. Praise!

Ciupy Dafuq
7 years ago
Reply to  graciebauman

Dude, a human Penis isn’t a piece of wood, nor a popsicle, and it’s definitely not a “sin stick”. It’s a human organ, a surprisingly complex human organ. In fact, penile epithelium (for all you Faith-based-fucktards ™, the surface tissue of the penis) is extremely regenerative. Not only that, but it’s a very strong kind of tissue, reinforced by a lattice of collagen fibers as strong as tendon and with an intricate sponge-like system of caverns through which blood flows to fill the penis up during erection. So, it’s strong. If rubbing your stinky submarine would tear layers of skin… Read more »

Ciupy Dafuq
7 years ago
Reply to  Ciupy Dafuq

I invite you to prove me wrong, not just downvote my comment.

Kreiger
Kreiger
7 years ago
Reply to  Ciupy Dafuq

Wowsers I learned more about my penis from this comment than my whole high school life! Thanks Dafuq! And screw public education!

TheRev Leroy Jenkins
7 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

The Masturhaters love to quote scLIEnce when they think it will prove their point, but when we use their own scLIEnce to prove a FaithFact™ they get their panties all in a bunch. God Bless, TheRev

fackyoubitch
7 years ago

Ok, guys, these eggs have given us trouble in the past.

Leroy Jenkins!!!!

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU&feature=kp

Fake troll web pages are fun.

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

You fucking moron a dick isn’t made of ice

TheRev Leroy Jenkins
7 years ago

Name one thing that you can rub and rub and rub that doesn’t wear down to a useless little nub. You can’t once again Masturhaters 0, FaithFacts™1.
God Bless,
TheRev

FapAttack
FapAttack
7 years ago

Rev you need to go get yoself some pussy man

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago

Your arm, A chair, A TV, a cucumber, a dick, your moms vagina

MasterBaiter
MasterBaiter
7 years ago

My dick is one of them. When I rub it it grows to enormous proportions

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
7 years ago

If only your wallet was made out of the human penis.
When you rub it hard enough, it would expand big enough to contain all your life savings.

Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Hahahaha more like elementary

Masterbaiter
Masterbaiter
7 years ago

My dick is a nice size and I’m constantly jerking it

MasterBaiter
MasterBaiter
7 years ago

I have pictures if you want them. You have snapchat?

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago

MasterBaiter send me those pics plz. My snapchat is MEsoHORNY

Cassidy Pen
7 years ago

This is certainly not the page to be soliciting pornography of this sort.

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago

My hand has a mind of its own. It just finds it’s way to my penis

Masterbaiter
Masterbaiter
7 years ago

I have that same problem. It’s called masterbateitis. Constant masterbation

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago
Reply to  Masterbaiter

It happened in a meeting before. I cummed all over the girl next to me…I was promoted

MasterbatinAllDay
7 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Dumbass. Very few TDMs have drive thru.

MasterBaiter
MasterBaiter
7 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

I’m gonna jerk it and think of you now

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Dick Cheese
Dick Cheese
7 years ago

Haha, this is a satire website, isn’t it?

Truffle
7 years ago
Reply to  Dick Cheese

No.

Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Yes it is

Andrei Nicoara
7 years ago

i masturbated to this article. twice 😉

Moses
Moses
7 years ago

Dude, are you kidding? I’ve jacked it twice since I’ve been here!

Lonnie Childs
Admin
7 years ago

Even though this is common sense, it’s nice to have a taxpayer-funded faithgraph backing it up.

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Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bigglesworth
7 years ago

Holy ghost! I’ve been masturbating for years! Maybe if I knew this before I started I would have as penis longer than only 9 inches! Thank you so much! I’ll never masturbate again and pray the lord rewards me by extending my sin stick!

BIGCOCKMASTURBATOR
BIGCOCKMASTURBATOR
7 years ago

BULLSHIIIIIIIIT! I´m 28 years old, I masturbate at least once a day since I´m 15, which is at least 4,745 times + all the times I had sex, which is at least twice a week since I´m 18 = 1040 times at least. This is a big total of 5,115 rubbing situations with my “sin stick”, and I have 8¨6 inches pennis. Which is bigger than your graph, bigger than the America´s average, and the world average. Actually my cock has been the same size since I´m 18 years old. I have pictures and I can prove it. With this… Read more »

BIGCOCKMASTURBATOR
BIGCOCKMASTURBATOR
7 years ago

Maybe I think this way because I´m not “normal”… I´m 28 years old, from pure-race arab parents, born and raised in México, living en New York, US Citizen, with 2 college degrees, a Harvard Master Degree in Finance, adopting 2 kids from Africa to give them a better life. GAY with a monogamous partner since 5 years ago. Happy and Plenty much more than lots of people here. Catholic. Driving a Mercedes, a Land Rover, and a Ferrari. I love my family and they love me. Living in a 5 MUSD apartment. Tall, skin and shaped, handsome and hung. Giving… Read more »

Kaleb Sakamoto
7 years ago

“Faith Facts” is such a contradictory term. Why do you idiots use it? Why would you need faith if you already had facts? or do you just want me to have faith in what you’re SAYING is a fact?

Riley Main
7 years ago

FACT: ALL OF YOU PIECE OF SHITS HAVE SMALL PENISES

Satan Watches-You
Satan Watches-You
7 years ago

I won’t pray. This site is a big bullshit, and if God saw it, he would slap you in the face and throw you in hell for the bullshit you are writing here. Stop trying to manipulate people, stay and pray in your houses and not on the internet. Thank you!
P.S. Fuck you.

bert
bert
7 years ago

if only we could trap all of these idiots on an island and bomb the fuck out of it.
love jesus xoxo