Morals / Self-Rape Prevention

Parenting tips: How to raise her to be a Normal Non-Masturbator

Letters From our Readers to TheRev

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Dear Reverend Jenkins, 

In this day of modern distractions such as FaceSpace, Twiddle, Samsung iPhones,  and Rap Music, how am I to raise my sweet daughter to become a Normal Non-Masturbating young lady? 

Sincerely,

A Concerned White Dad 

 

Dear Normal Race Dad,

I am a father too and I also struggled with how to raise my daughters to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves. I found it is best to get them involved in the right sports, right friends, right Church, and a little stern discipline is the best way to stop them from diddling for the devil. Below is a list of tips that will help guide you to raise an innocent angel so that she grows up to marry and serve a Same Race Normal Husband and birth many Same Race Normal Grandchildren.

God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Allow her to only have Normal Friends

 

Never allow her to associate with Non-Normals

 

Make sure she stays involved in healthy Normal Sports to keep her occupied

 


Never allow her to be involved in Non-Normal Sports, they are sponsored by Big Masturbation

 

Have her attend a Normal Church

 

Stay away from Non-Normal Fake Churches

 

Finally regular Prayer Sessions in the Menstrual Hut will make her submissive, holy, and nip insolence in the bud.

 

BONUS: Regular Bathing in Lonnie’s Golden Shower of Truth Light.

 

 

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

 

 

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Neko
Neko
6 years ago

What the actual FUCK is this shit.

Me
Me
6 years ago

Dear non-normal non-masturbater, you are really insane 🙂

Swag Bitch
Swag Bitch
6 years ago

I love masturbation

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago

Why don’t you just put on a white robe, a white mask, put KKK on it and run around with a burning cross. Cause that is what you are acting like Fake Leroy Jenkins!! EVERYONE I FOUDN THE REAL LEROY JENKINS, HE IS AWESOME. THIS GUY IS A KKK GUY RUN!!!

Orlando
Orlando
6 years ago

Please! somebody tell me that this page is a fucking joke! I am from another country and i can’t believe that this! It’s so wrong the information in this place! You people said that jesus is love… but you promoved hate to another people for been diferent… that no make sense at all!

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago

You are a Joke Fake Leroy Jenkins. You are nothing but a KKK guy.. You proved it in those pictures.. Showing African Americans as not normal.. WHy cause there skin is very dark? Guess what shit head they have the same stuff as us.. You are a RACIST PIG!!

Nikita Shalavin
6 years ago

I would like to use this opportunity to point out, that we are NOT RACIST.

We accept people of any ethnicity, be they normal or not.

We even offer complementary skin bleaching treatments to all new converts! Praise!

peace
peace
6 years ago

Sick website and against Christianity…wake.up people the devil is speaking through you…

Ultimate man, reading and fapping at the same time.
Ultimate man, reading and fapping at the same time.
6 years ago

Saying Jesus is white is racist, and technically he was an Arab. So shut the fuck up.

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago

He has brown hair moron!!!!!

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago

So is Satan.

Liv
Liv
6 years ago

When in the bible does it actually mention we should judge one another on skin color ? It doesn’t . The bible says we judge each other by their fruits . And by what I see here , you have some bitter fruit . Will skin color matter in heaven ? No , we will all be one accord singing praises to out king . Also the bible says that he will raise up a chosen generation , a royal priesthood , and a peculiar people . Peculiar sure doesn mean normal . From one child of the King ,… Read more »

Pasty
Pasty
6 years ago
Reply to  Liv

Biblical scholars universally agree that Judas was a nigro from africa and Herod was a Jew. Both these men, from non-normal races, caused our savior to die. Bless.

Jerry
Jerry
6 years ago

God isn’t real, masturbation is good for you, and Jews are smarter than white people.

sick-o
sick-o
6 years ago

While reading this, I took a big fat shit in my hand and started beating off with it… Hail Satan!!

Aesther Simmons-Cleap
Aesther Simmons-Cleap
6 years ago

God, that’s so fucking hot. but i can resist it, lol~ PRAISE JESUS

Didde
Didde
6 years ago

“to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves.” Need I say more ._.?

Dustin
Dustin
6 years ago

“diddling for the devil” I am laughing so hard right now.

acostas
6 years ago

LOL you guys are amazing trolls, took me sometime to figure it:P

ThreeWords
ThreeWords
6 years ago

This is just Nazi talking

Garuda
Garuda
6 years ago

LOL Religion is slowly dying because of people like you, the new generations dont give a fuck about your retrograde manners while science keep achieving more and more.

by the way… im “raping” myself while writing this.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Garuda

How original. We’ve never heard that one before…

Garuda
Garuda
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

So are you telling me a tale of an old man talking to animals, gathering them on a Giant Ark, have more sense?, did Noah wait for the Kangaroos to travel across the world to close the gate?, lol you guys are nuts

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Garuda

Kangaroos are from Austria, they didn’t have far to travel.

I
I
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

It’s Australia, Einstein…

fat amy
fat amy
6 years ago

I’m cracking up so hard rn

Random
Random
6 years ago

This website made my day. Thank you sweet white Jesus for the Internet.

kat
kat
6 years ago

I hope to the mother that this just a joke…it is, right? Jesus fuck, I hope it is. 🙂

Dumb Fucks I hate this site its racist and Does not follow christian values.

This is the most racist post I have ever seen. Black people are non-normal? Assholes. God is not real. And masturbating is good for the body, it relieves stress. Dumb-fucks, what normal child would want their parents to teach them to hate their bodies? No likes this site except idiotic people like “TheRev”. Cartoon characters are not good comparisons to real life situations. Many christians support hockey or soccer. And many Christian families have children who masturbate and adults. I taught my children how to properly masturbate from the day they learned to walk, if they are old enough to… Read more »

Garuda
Garuda
6 years ago

OMG the FBI!! did you call them by praying?, dont you think they got more important things to do rather than helping a Christian Psycho who got offended by a post on a website?

Vince
Vince
6 years ago

Wtf r they gonna do, take him to jail for telling the truth? What do you have against minorities anyway?!?

Jesus the Jew
Jesus the Jew
6 years ago

Hail Satan and masturbate. The KKK is good and incest porn is best. I am hitlers bitch and one day we’ll all come together and have one big CIRCLE JERK

Furious_Masturbator
6 years ago

waitup guys, i can only type so fast with one hand, the other one is busy in “self raping” lmao!

like if u came to know about this website on 9GAG, or if u think brazzers is the best!

PS : what about brown folks?

lethanhdat
lethanhdat
6 years ago

So, jesus teach you to be racist?

Abbiexoxox
Abbiexoxox
6 years ago

Hi, I’m a young 18 year old white girl. I just looove diddling for the devil. Flicking the bean and sloshing around in my lovely “sincave”. But you know what’s better? When my sexy back girlfriend does it for me. I love it when she rubs her long ebony fingers inside me. It gets me so randy. I know Jesus approves, cause he’s all I scream.

stefan
stefan
6 years ago

There is no such thing as a normal person, nor is there a normal race. there is only ignorance and stupidity enforcing these wicked ideas.

Vince E
Vince E
6 years ago

Holy shit you are stupid. If these so called “non normals” are so bad, then why are they on earth in the first place?!? This is utter bullshit because you aren’t feeding children to be Christian. You are teaching them how to be close minded rasist fools. If I’m a non normal and I’m going to hell then I’ll see your retarded ass there. Because at the end of the day I didn’t choose to be black, but I am who I am and I’m proud. And people like you make me sick. Go kill yourself

Petrelli
Petrelli
6 years ago

Gingers are soul-less? Are you really that fucking stupid you altar boy fiddling fuck wit? Both my twin sons are “ginger”. They’re only two years old and haven’t discovered their penises yet…. like all children do. Are they non-normal too? Man, it’s days like this that i wish I could reach down the cable and punch people like you, right in the stupid. I can’t believe that you are convinced of your own morally superior bull shit.

PS: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Farhk
6 years ago

i masturbated to this ha

pojk
pojk
6 years ago

hahahaha, all of you are fucking idiots….really, Leroy Jenkins. That’s as obious as your moms fat ass. Best troll page I’ve seen in a while. Praise JESUS, i cut of my durty part so that I will never masturbate!

Emmanuel
Emmanuel
6 years ago

technically speaking us “normals” are genetically inferior to ” non normals” because of our weakness to the sun. just sayin,

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  Emmanuel

Nonsense, our bodies are far better at absorbing Vitamin D from the sun.

Emmanuel
Emmanuel
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

Vitamin D versus no sunburn and lesser risk of skin cancer? I’d rather be “non normal”, I could get enough vitamin D from other sources anyways

Sheila
Sheila
6 years ago

People, this website is obviously a troll.

Charles
Charles
6 years ago

This is the funniest thing i’ve read in quite a while. Great work !

yuki miyamoto
yuki miyamoto
6 years ago

I´m gay, i masturbate, i like it in the ass, i like to suck dick, i have a boyfriend, i hear black clothes, and i even use make up! problem you mad? What am I a demon or something? this page is just totally sick, made by retarded people, masturbation is one of the most important fases of young ppl lives its a huge part of our self learning, and you’re saying that black people arent normal people? Cmon dudes go f**ck yourselfs. Its because of guys like you that I AM ATHEIST and i’m proud of it! But you… Read more »

Masturbation Queen
Masturbation Queen
6 years ago

This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. Seriously how can some of you believe this is real, this is written by fucking “Leroy Jenkins.” This entire site is a literal joke. I’m gonna keep reading this is the best

TheLazerPointer
TheLazerPointer
6 years ago

….This is so racist it hurts…

Bablito
Bablito
6 years ago

I came to this site 😉

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Bablito

Pervert!

Korean Jesus
Korean Jesus
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

FUCK YOUR PUSSY RIGHT IN HER PUSSY!!!

Mr jackson
Mr jackson
4 years ago

Dude, come on this is a joke site!