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Masturbators Cause Cucumber Recall in California

Masturbators Cause Cucumber Recall in California

Our friends at Fox News have reported on a “salmonella outbreak” that has caused the recall of cucumbers in California. While it is true that there has been a mass recall of the unfortunately shaped vegetable in the state, the Big Masturbation media handlers have once again covered up the […]

by September 8, 2015 4 comments Family Values
Crazed Californian Masturbator Kills Nearly 1000 Chickens

Crazed Californian Masturbator Kills Nearly 1000 Chickens

Further proving that golf is an evil sport that should be banned, a deranged masturbator took a golf club and murdered nearly 1000 chickens in a facility near Fresno, California. The facility, owned by chicken manufacturer, Foster Farms, claimed that 920 chickens were murdered “with a golf club or other […]

by October 3, 2014 9 comments Animals, Death, Morals, Trending
God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

Everyone knows that San Francisco is the center of world hedonism as sex in the streets and homogay parades result in traffic jams where rubbernecked citizens are seemingly shocked daily at the carnival of sin that goes on around them. Like Lott in Sodom, the righteous are left to fend […]

by July 8, 2014 12 comments Politics
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