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Study: Self-Employed Are More Likely to Self-Rape

Study: Self-Employed Are More Likely to Self-Rape

A recent study conducted by The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow has uncovered a new faith fact proving a link between self-employment and self-rape. The Foundation’s study concluded that the rate of self-rape among individuals who consider themselves “self-employed” was significantly higher than among individuals who work for someone else. […]

by May 27, 2015 8 comments Family Values
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100% Of All Car Accidents Are Caused By Masturbators

The world’s last great think tank, The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow, recently finished an 18-month study on the root cause of automobile accidents. The results they found, while predictable, were still shocking to the average American who still has not accepted Lonnie Childs as their personal anti-masturbation savior. Car […]

by November 13, 2014 18 comments Death, Faith Graph, Lonnie Childs, Morals
A New Species Of Human By 2050? Here’s The Faith Science…

A New Species Of Human By 2050? Here’s The Faith Science…

“We will see a new species of human, or sub-human rather, by 2050 if things progress at current rates.” That’s a pretty shocking claim from Faith Scientist Dr. Ian Norton, but Dr. Norton backs up this claim with decades of evidence he and other faith researchers have compiled to prove […]

by September 12, 2014 9 comments Animals, Death, Faith Graph, Science
World’s Oldest Man Dies After Masturbating For First Time

World’s Oldest Man Dies After Masturbating For First Time

Morris Browder had seen a lot in his 115 years on God’s Earth. He lived through the first World War. He lived through the liberal created Great Depression. He lived through the non-normals attacking Hawaii in the 1940s. He even lived through the wars of non-normal aggression in Korea, Vietnam, […]

by July 25, 2014 71 comments Death, Faith Graph, Science
Masturbation Linked to Higher Crime Rates

Masturbation Linked to Higher Crime Rates

Safford, AZ   Breaking news from the groundbreaking think tank Foundation For a Better Tomorrow. Masturbation has been seen to have a direct causation into incarceration rates and criminal activity. The study was done over a multi-year period, supervised by the best Faith Scientists on the BLUFF campus.   It […]

by July 15, 2014 7 comments Faith Graph, Morals, Science
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