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Faithfact #448 – T-Rex’s Short Arms

Faith Fact #448

Faith Fact #448

DID YOU KNOW?

 

The mighty dragon, T-Rex, once had arms like that of a man but was PUNISHED by God for masturbating and cursed with the short arms he now has today.

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Cathy Redmond
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One of my favorite Faith Facts from when I was first learning them all.

Praise.

augustweisz
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This is the science kids need to be taught in school.

Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

Serves the dragon right.

Truffle
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High 5 God! That taught the silly dinosaur a lesson.

fiddlestix
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??????

Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

Yes.

rob bullock
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rob bullock

We’re all being Punked. There is no way that this is a true website.

Can't spell masturbate without U
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Can't spell masturbate without U

T-Rexs were dinosaurs you dumb shit.

Steve Shand
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Steve Shand

Praise God for punishing masturbators! I wish he would give all the liberals short arms!!!!

Lover of Science
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Lover of Science

I jerkoff and I don’t have short arms!! You know nothing of science!

Master Bator
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Master Bator

Weired, i masturbate a lot… it made my arms even stronger…. welll…. one of them

Bono Reznor
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Bono Reznor

You should try taking on Lonnie Childs in an arm wrestling match, sinner. He’d love to take you down with his biceps that are fueled by the love of Christ. He’d likely win within mere seconds.

Rev. Richard Tuggins
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Rev. Richard Tuggins

There is absolutely zero real evidence these fake monsters called Dinosaurs existed. People often confuse the ancient Dragons of Gomorrah with these mythological beats.

Taylor
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Taylor

So, according to this article, the T-rex still walks among us. Holy shit, I need to start paying attention when I walk outside. I imagine T-rex droppings are not small

Jack of Blades
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Jack of Blades

I shall tame one this Dinosaurs then

dexterbattygarteniii
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That Dragon, he sure does look funny now though walking around with those small arms!

Carlos Danger
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That explains the dragon’s ill temper seen today. God removed the ability to self-rape but not the urges. A righteous punishment for a demon dragon. If only he’d do the same to the self-rapists visiting this holy netsite. Praise!