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Faithfact #448 – T-Rex’s Short Arms

Faith Fact #448

Faith Fact #448

DID YOU KNOW?

 

The mighty dragon, T-Rex, once had arms like that of a man but was PUNISHED by God for masturbating and cursed with the short arms he now has today.

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Cathy Redmond
7 years ago

One of my favorite Faith Facts from when I was first learning them all.

Praise.

augustweisz
Admin
7 years ago

This is the science kids need to be taught in school.

Bono Reznor
Bono Reznor
7 years ago

Serves the dragon right.

Truffle
7 years ago

High 5 God! That taught the silly dinosaur a lesson.

fiddlestix
7 years ago

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??????

Bono Reznor
Bono Reznor
7 years ago
Reply to  fiddlestix

Yes.

rob bullock
rob bullock
7 years ago

We’re all being Punked. There is no way that this is a true website.

Can't spell masturbate without U
Can't spell masturbate without U
7 years ago

T-Rexs were dinosaurs you dumb shit.

Steve Shand
Steve Shand
7 years ago

Praise God for punishing masturbators! I wish he would give all the liberals short arms!!!!

Lover of Science
Lover of Science
4 years ago
Reply to  Steve Shand

I jerkoff and I don’t have short arms!! You know nothing of science!

Master Bator
Master Bator
7 years ago

Weired, i masturbate a lot… it made my arms even stronger…. welll…. one of them

Bono Reznor
Bono Reznor
7 years ago
Reply to  Master Bator

You should try taking on Lonnie Childs in an arm wrestling match, sinner. He’d love to take you down with his biceps that are fueled by the love of Christ. He’d likely win within mere seconds.

Rev. Richard Tuggins
Rev. Richard Tuggins
7 years ago

There is absolutely zero real evidence these fake monsters called Dinosaurs existed. People often confuse the ancient Dragons of Gomorrah with these mythological beats.

Taylor
Taylor
7 years ago

So, according to this article, the T-rex still walks among us. Holy shit, I need to start paying attention when I walk outside. I imagine T-rex droppings are not small

Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
6 years ago
Reply to  Taylor

I shall tame one this Dinosaurs then

dexterbattygarteniii
7 years ago

That Dragon, he sure does look funny now though walking around with those small arms!

Carlos Danger
7 years ago

That explains the dragon’s ill temper seen today. God removed the ability to self-rape but not the urges. A righteous punishment for a demon dragon. If only he’d do the same to the self-rapists visiting this holy netsite. Praise!