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Jennifer Lawrence and “The Fappening”: Harlot Alert!

Seeking cheap internet fame, Hollywood harlot Jennifer Lawrence released several naked and nude photographs of herself and other celebrities in order to boost her fame and get online losers to masturbate themselves into a tizzy.
She is still claiming that she has been hacked, though. She has said having her nude photos leaked on the internet was a profoundly “violating” ordeal which she is struggling to process.
“I feel like I got gang-banged by the f***ing planet – like, there’s not one person in the world that is not capable of seeing these intimate photos of me,” she said. “You can just be at a barbecue and somebody can just pull them up on their phone. That was a really impossible thing to process.”
However, here at STOP Masturbation NOW, we seriously doubt that she was in fact hacked and instead believe she leaked them herself.
These photos are now widely available on the internet and will be forever stored on websites like Celeb Nudester. Friends, I urge you all to see these pictures for yourself in order to fully comprehend the dangers and immorality involved. Please send all women and children out of the room before following this Not Safe For Women (NSFW) link.
www.jenniferlawrenceandothercelebritiesnaked.com
These are trying times for our Godly movement, but fear not. STOP Masturbation NOW computer engineers have been working tirelessly around the clock to remove this filth from the World Wideweb. In short order, these images will be deleted permanently, never to be seen again. Praise!

 

-Lonnie

 

 

 

 

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Korean Jesus
Korean Jesus
11 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Bet you beat your meat you look like you need to burn off some calories fatty!!!

Terry B Streeter
11 years ago

Praise! I pray at the families of these poor over worked computer engineers as they must miss their loved ones as they save us from this evil. I hope they can soon return to their normal same race families once this tragedy is over.

Mary_Cheeks
11 years ago

oh lonnie, i *knew* i could count on you to handle this depraved situation personally! you truly are the light of our lives, praise!!

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith
11 years ago
Reply to  Mary_Cheeks

Have you seen the pics Jennifer Lawrence’s tits are amazing!!!!!!! Happy Fappening!

Truffle
11 years ago

She should cover her sin sacs! This is making me feel very nauseous.

Milton Grits
11 years ago

Laughing Out Loud on the Internet if these brazen hussies think I’m going to touch myself while looking at their pictures!

Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
11 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

You should jack off! It’s a blast especially in bathrooms of churches! Happy Fapening!!! Also I guarantee you choke the chicken all the time!

James White
James White
11 years ago

As a FORMER masterbator I can ensure all of you that masturbation is NOT a “victim-less” crime. You are hurting your spiritual self and are setting yourself up to become a future sexual predator. Have faith in our lord and savior Jesus Christ, help him HELP YOU to end your suffering. I’m praying at you all.

Feel free to fap
Feel free to fap
11 years ago

You crazed idiots think she would do that to herself for fame!? She just like all the other women were hacked and their information was stolen from them.

Jimmy
Jimmy
11 years ago

Lonnie, are you aware of the fact that the words naked and nude are synonyms? Did you make it past the third grade?

Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
11 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

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Jimmy
Jimmy
11 years ago

Oh and hi Truffle and Milton I thought about you two all weekend while I wanked myself silly. Did you have a nice long weekend Truffle or did your extended family keep your orifices busy? I sure hope that they don’t ruin your cunt because I’m really looking forward to taking a ride on the town bicycle!

Praise

Jimmy
Jimmy
11 years ago

And please let jasper centaur know that I’m about to pass him on the prayer leaderboard amd when I do I’m going to teabag him once I’m on top!

Jimmy
Jimmy
11 years ago

Oops typo. and not amd. 1 more prayer for me. I’ll be teabagging jasper really soon! Hahaha

Jimmy
Jimmy
11 years ago

Lonnie I wasn’t trying to intimidate I was trying to educate. And when can we (you carlos danger milton truffle and cathy redmond) get together and play with each other’s sin sticks? Not the girls of course they will be fluffers and cleaners.

Praise

Jimmy
Jimmy
11 years ago

Two more prayers. I’m going to overtake jasper today!

Tina
Tina
11 years ago

Wow you are all very ignorant and closed minded. I am disgusted looking at this website. This poor girl trusted these photos with someone she thought she could trust and that she loved, it’s not her fault they were leaked. This article is wrong I am disspaointed anyone could spread rumors that she would do something like this to herself. She’s not a harlot she’s actually a very talented actress and a lovely person.

Liam McKey
11 years ago

How would you know what she is like in real life? She plays characters. One character was a nympho in Silver Linings Playbook and another character was Smurfette, in X-Men.

Alex Reed
Alex Reed
11 years ago

actually if any of you pay attention. she didn’t give these to anyone. she didn’t release them. a very skilled hacker broke into her computer stole them and released them and this is very damaging to her career.
i give kudos to tina and to feel free to fap for actually defending the poor actress while the rest of you degenerates viciously attack her in your absolute ignorance. educate yourselves you fools.
learn something
dont just jump on the bandwagon

Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
11 years ago

I jacked off 9 times to those pics even jacked off in church on Sunday. I love “mentally rapeing” people. Even jacked off to a picture of saint Mary’s boob in the church bathroom!

Korean Joseph
Korean Joseph
11 years ago

I wish I could fuck her right in the pussy!

Korean Joseph
Korean Joseph
11 years ago

I bet everyone who saw these pics at least touched themselves. I came all across my wife’s chest and son’s eye

Korean Jesus
Korean Jesus
11 years ago

you sick scum claim you’re religious yet you look at inappropriate pictures that some stupid bitches posted during a moment of weakness. you will all burn in quadruple hell motherfuckers