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Top 5 Celebrities Who Have Died From Masturbation.

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Masturbation, or self-rape, as the sinful practice of self-sexual gratification is known, has long been a leading cause of death. Over the decades, Hollywood has had more than it’s fair share of auto-erotic-suicides. Here’s a list of the top five.

 

5)- Ernest Borgnine

Mr Borgnine, star of sci-fi epic Battlestar Trek, western legend Pocahontas, and reputed homosexualist leather man, died in 1972 while self-raping during a pony-play episode with a transsexual prostitute.

He was the winner of over 30 Oscars and Two Grammys.

Arron Paul

4) -Aaron Paul

Aaron Paul, start of Breaking Anarchy was introduced to self-rape by his co-star Ron Pearlman. Sadly, he became addicted to methstrubation (masturbation with methamphetamine production chemicals) and was found dead with a meth-needle in his scrotum, in a dirty 1982 Bounder R.V.

Jeff Corwin

3)Steve Irwin

Filthy Australasian Steve Irwin had a long history of beastophila, and was killed while masturbating in the ocean by an enraged and disgusted sting-ray.

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2) Micheal Hutchence

Hutchence, lead drummer of You-Two, killed himself  while choking himself while masturbating.

Pat Morita

1) David Caradine

Caradine , long a kawaii weeabo, masturbated himself to death while cos-playing Sailor Moon and eating ramen.

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Milton Grits
7 years ago

Throwing away my autographed framed picture of Ernest Borgnine RIGHT NOW. I am discustarded

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4 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

no homo but…. i think your wrong????? thers nothin wrong with a little jackin……..

Cathy Redmond
7 years ago

They had to have known the risks.

Praise.

Jasper Centaur
Jasper Centaur
7 years ago

Let’s all pray that Taylor Swift doesn’t follow the same path as these despicable self-rapers!

augustweisz
Admin
7 years ago

Kids need to know how dangerous masturbation is!

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iii
9 days ago
Reply to  augustweisz

arron paul never died you idiot!

TheRev Leroy Jenkins
7 years ago

I loved Earnest Borgnine when he was the Skipper on Gilligan’s island. God Bless, TheRev

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iii
9 days ago

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Cassidy Pen
7 years ago

David Caradine introduced young impressionable children to the “wax-on, whack-off” method of self rape.

jay christ
jay christ
7 years ago

Forget the prayers you going straight to hell for writing crap like this!

Duke LaCroix
7 years ago

Nice job. The pictures don’t represent the names.

You’ve got Bono for Michael Hutchence and Jeff Corwin for Steve Irwin.

Congratulations! You are now a member of the mainstream U.S. media.

Jane Ripley
Jane Ripley
7 years ago

This is proof that masturbation is a one-way ticket to death. Better dead than a self-rapist, I suppose. How many people are we losing to masturbation every day. Where is the outrage? You masturbation-tolerant progressives need to stop promoting self-rape and start confronting masturbators. Only when they’re all exposed and humiliated will this scourge be stopped. God is weeping at all this sin and you can’t hide it from him. He sees all and you will feel his wrath for your perverse masturbatory lifestyle. Sin is sin and masturbation is a BIG one.

Zatch Boogie
Zatch Boogie
7 years ago

Are you fucking serious? Steve Irwin wasn’t jacking off you dumb ass

dexterbattygarteniii
7 years ago
Reply to  Zatch Boogie

What else was he doing hovering over a stingray exactly?

Sylvesta (@Sylvesta3)
7 years ago

How is it self-rape when it is something you CHOOSE to do?

dexterbattygarteniii
7 years ago

Don’t all rapists CHOOSE to rape? or are they all innocent too?

WhyUdoDis?
WhyUdoDis?
7 years ago

Rape is sexual intercourse without consent. When you jack off, you choose to do it. get it?

Nancy
7 years ago

Not Caradine or Irwin. Your photos are incorrect making the story hard to believe.

Milton Grits
7 years ago
Reply to  Nancy

I guess you never watched The Kung Fu program. Or Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom
Shake my head!

WhyUdoDis?
WhyUdoDis?
7 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

I’ll shake my dick….?

Milton Grits
7 years ago
Reply to  WhyUdoDis?

The question mark means you still have a choice. Don’t do it!

Riley Main
7 years ago

HAHA ALL OF YOU ARE SO FUCKING GULLIBLE, YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT YOUR TOLD

Harvey Milk
Harvey Milk
7 years ago

Fun fact: Bea Arthur also died from this horrible sin. I still pray for her soul daily. I loved watching her as Alice the maid on the Brady Bunch

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hghjht
11 months ago

they are all lies. u cat die froom acking off google it

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hghjht
11 months ago

shut this site down bro

yess
yess
4 months ago

lmao im still gonna masturbate thank you very much

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iii
9 days ago

Aaron paul never died you idiots!