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19-Year-Old Girl Drowns Masturbating In Shower

19-Year-Old Becky Hawkins of Pink Hill, North Carolina met the same fate that befalls 100% of all masturbators when she died committing the sin of self-rape in her shower. Masturbating in the shower is very popular, particularly with females. You can check this site if you don’t believe it, as you will see plenty of videos of hot women trying it. Hawkins, overcome by the throes of committing a deviant act with a removable showerhead, was found dead by her roommate, Jack Phillips, also of Pink Hill, North Carolina. The local medical examiner has ruled that Ms. Hawkins’s death was caused by drowning.

Faith Scientist, Dr. Keith Fitzgerald, of the Foundation For A Better Tomorrow explains further, “Many of the women who commit acts of self-rape like to do so in the privacy of the shower. While no masturbation is safe and will lead to disease and death, it is infinitely more perilous with the usage of a removable showerhead.” Dr. Fitzgerald went on to explain that the women “could easily die from too much water getting up in there. When they’re not masturbating, the body has ways of shutting down all of the water getting up inside them. But, when they’re masturbating, it changes the muscular reactions and way too much water gets inside the body and the woman drowns.”

When asked if Ms. Hawkins’s roommate could have saved her with Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) he explained that, “There was nothing Mr. Phillips could have done in this case. Ms. Hawkins decided her fate the moment she began to defile her body with the showerhead. Blowing air into her corpse would have helped no one and would actually have potentially given Mr. Phillips one of the, likely many, masturbation caused diseases that Ms. Hawkins carried and suffered from daily.”

Lonald Childs of Stop Masturbation NOW, was able to raise $10,000 to help aid the owner of the apartment building that was left with a messy clean-up after Ms. Hawkins’s body was removed from the unit she was renting. Childs and his group have traditionally tried to assist the victims of careless masturbators.

Mr. Phillips has allegedly relocated and has not responded to any attempts to contact him by police or the media.

 

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bronco
bronco
6 years ago

The key to a good showerhead session is to remove the little rubber gasket restrictor in the showerhead. Lots of intense pressure.

Ethanol "Chase" Tremblay
Ethanol "Chase" Tremblay
6 years ago

When will stay stop killing themselves by commting the sin of self-rape.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago

How funny, I had a 5 day layover in NC and I didn’t hear about this on the news.

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

That’s because Big Masturbation controls the liberal mainstream media,

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

On any news channel, and if they’re unworthy, then so is this website.

Ken Day
Ken Day
6 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

Brother Pen, I am beginning to believe that “A Smart Guy” is just another agent of the Big Masturbation controlled ‘New World Order’ and has been sent here to Dr. Childs’s fine netsite to spread disinformation and sow seeds of doubt in a feeble attempt to turn us away from the One Real Truth™.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

Nope. I’m a guy who likes going onto websites filled with idiots and laughing at them and annoying them.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

When have you ever annoyed us? Add “delusional” and “arrogant” to your ever-increasing list of faults, masturbator.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

At least I don’t need a 2000+ year old book for answers to life…

Danielle Nekoosak
Danielle Nekoosak
6 years ago

Just another reason I avoid showers and baths and just about anything requiring me to undress.

Ken Day
Ken Day
6 years ago

You are definitely one of the stars shining in the sky about Dr. Childs’s America, Ms. Nekoosak. Praise to you and of course to Lonald!

john
john
6 years ago

fucking disgusting

Nick
Nick
6 years ago

Avoiding being clean is a sin you fucking hypocrite

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

I don’t blame Mr. Phillips and respect his need for seclusion.

Let this be a lesson to anyone considering self rape. Think of those you’ll be leaving behind. Do you really wish for your loved ones to deal with shame, humiliation, and heartbreak after you’re gone?

Porto ter Hoeve
Porto ter Hoeve
6 years ago

I masturbate at least once a day, if not more, at all sorts of places: at home on the couch, in bed, in the shower, public bathrooms, at work, basically everywhere whenever I feel like it. I’ve been doing this for years now and I’ve never been sick, the worst I got the past couple of years is a common cold. I also watch porn on a daily basis and nothing bad has ever come from that. It is absolutely nonsense that masturbating causes diseases or even death. I hope that if you’re reading this and you never jerk off,… Read more »

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

Your cavalier attitude towards the sin of self-rape is disturbing, to say the least. Praying at you now.

Jeff Sanchez
Jeff Sanchez
6 years ago

I can’t believe this website even exists.

Someone told me about it, and I thought it was a joke. I feel like I’m going to drown in bias here.

Saten
Saten
6 years ago

hahahahahhhahaahahahahah you christian dumasses

Will
Will
6 years ago

I honestly cannot tell if this is suppose to be a joke or not..

Dingin JUngus
Dingin JUngus
6 years ago

Lonnie Childs for president!!!!

qwertyghvb
6 years ago

Lonnie the rapist

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

95% of men and 89% of all woman admid to masturbation. Even is 50% is lying would mean that nearly half of the world’s population survives “committing the sin of self-rape”. Also, i’m pretty sure that “masturbation sickness” (can you even name one? and please do not say aids) does not exist. If it did, the people mentioned above would be suffering from them.

Source:
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2011/04/18/infographic-masturbation-facts-and-statistics/
(especially the first reference mentioned on this page)

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Also, I am a Christian. I would like to ask all the people reading this to not blame my whole society for these people. They clearly are misguided.

Thanks

Nick
Nick
6 years ago
Reply to  Peter

Finally the few good Christians like the pope

fucking God in the ass
fucking God in the ass
6 years ago

Fuck Fuck Fuck d

Nigger
6 years ago

thank lonnie. remember if u go aboard the masturbation station u will die and go to hell. stop ur homo-gayness and go buy urself a cross, and get golden showered 3day!!!!11!!

Nigger
6 years ago

tell all these fucking faggots to slam their erections in the car door, im sick of all these shit head willy wankers coming in here and destroying this god given website with their fucking fapoganda and their fucking filthy homo-gayness. tell these fucking doodoo heads to give the pages of the great book a flip, not rub their tip, to pray hard on one knee, not gay hard and stroke your dee.

Denarius
Denarius
6 years ago

The Lord saved me from stroking tip. I once was a young arrogant teenager that flogged my dolphin 4 times a day. I began to develop sudden shakes and chills after each climax. I was worried. After the chills and shaking going on for about 3 months I consulted my doctor and he said if I kept squeezing one off I would die in a matter of days. I took his advice and read the bible, went to church, and received reconciliation. I am now a saved man. Pray to all that have been warned but still continue to squeeze… Read more »

fuckgodhesafag
fuckgodhesafag
6 years ago

haha xD this article has made my day. I just cant stop laughing :p

jscammell93
jscammell93
6 years ago

I’m a girl, I masturbate at the least five times a day. I also watch porn, lots of it! Not just any porn, BDSM porn. It is scientifically proven that masturbation relieves stress and releases tension in the muscles. I know you people on here are closed minded but I would think you had just a little bit more education than this…disappointing. By the way, you can’t die from shooting water up your vagina, you can die from an enema however. I wouldn’t expect you poor people to know that anyway because I know you probably live in a cult… Read more »

Nick
Nick
6 years ago
Reply to  jscammell93

Common sense on this website thank you

STella Sikes
STella Sikes
6 years ago

Dear God, I pray that every woman has a chance to pleasure herself, so that she can teach her partner what feels good. I pray for every guy that masterbates to know that the penis has muscles and muscles respond really well to daily exercise! I am a happily married woman with a great sex life. There are times when my body can’t do for my husband what he needs so he gets off in the shower, there are times when I need him and he is too tired or unavailable. I spend a few moments to remind myself that… Read more »

David
David
6 years ago

Masterbation does not matter, do whatever you want with your own body, be yourself. Please pay important to more important issues: World hunger, AIDS, Cancer research, fresh water supplies, pollution, global warming, racism, inequality of genders. These are real issues in which you can make a difference. Use your life to help the world.

AfilthyPleb
AfilthyPleb
5 years ago

Do these people know, How absolutely bigoted and retarded they try to sound?

allah
5 years ago

should i stop beating my dick right now?

Another Smart Guy
Another Smart Guy
5 years ago

This is rediculus. I never heard of this on one news report/channell, and this is scientifically incorrect and impossible. And your scLIEnce is fake and nobody belives it. Also, your faith facts are all a lie. God is real but he does not care if you masturbate.