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For the Masturbator
Author: Cassidy Pen
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
Can you imagine the terrible thoughts that must go on inside the mind of a masturbator?
No I am not lonely. I have a huge social life, I make lots of friends. Hitting new people too.
I am also sure that at least 90% of those aged 18 and masturbated. It is very common.
That you write like that post does just that I have less and less faith that religion can be good.
Science has proven that masturbation is good for you. God can not do anything against it.
This is a rambling and mostly incoherent response, typical for a masturbator.
I enjoy the poor misguided souls who come here and think “science” is something that is accurate and to be believed as fact. Science is just a bunch of calculated lies being spread by Big Masturbation. I’m not sure how that concept is so hard for some to grasp.
I am so glad that this is a troll website. Don’t you just love the internet. It lets you bring out your inner crazy and connect with the few people that think the same way. And if you ever get labeled as a pervert, liberal, homosexual, or republican, you can just say it was a joke or argue back. Because really, how many of these people have the guts to yell this in a school or on a city block? None. The internet simply empowers them (I am really hoping this is a troll and responders like Kenneth day are… Read more »
Nothing that you just wrote makes any sense. I will pray at you.
Do you guys make sex at least, it looks like some asexual, dickless people are here only??
Coitus is for procreation ONLY! Filthy beast!
Your self rape delirium is the cause of your poor sentence structure and punctuation failures. It’s pitiful that so many masturbators have fallen into the realm of utter illiteracy.
I have nothing to give to Lonnie but my self-rape fluids, and do I ever have a bunch of it!
I believe this- so all those doctors were right in the 18th century, masturbation leads to insanity, loneliness, sadness and terrible depression, is it true for children also- after having dry orgasms do boys have nervous ailments and become psychotic- does it cause fits/epilepsy and fever?