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God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Leroy Jenkins takes it up the ass from Lonnie.
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Oh lonnie I find myself choking the chicken over your netsite once more… please explain to me in full detail how a woman masturbates.
Or perhaps fluffle or cathy can give a demonstration.
Lonnie I rang that number numerous times today. Why is it a Klu Klux Klan number? Are you a front for the KKK lonnie?
I know a Homogay when I see one, and Dark Mercenary is definitely a fairy. Wrestle me girly man. Winner takes all.
Challenging me to “wrestling” why thats not gay at all…. (sarcasm intended)
If you want to wrestle my sea monster I have no problem with that.
Says the Homogay… You look like some sort of gay ass rape style pirate dude…
Lonnie and his cronnies are currently praying to my dirt star.
Lonnie. Masturbates over black men! Hes a a dirty littke scoundrel!!
literally is a proteccion from radio for kids