Family Values / Self-Rape Prevention

It’s never too early to save their soul

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God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins

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scooter mcshooter
scooter mcshooter
5 years ago

Leroy Jenkins takes it up the ass from Lonnie.

Science2
Science2
5 years ago

APPROVED!

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Oh lonnie I find myself choking the chicken over your netsite once more… please explain to me in full detail how a woman masturbates.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago
Reply to  Dark Mercenary

Or perhaps fluffle or cathy can give a demonstration.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Lonnie I rang that number numerous times today. Why is it a Klu Klux Klan number? Are you a front for the KKK lonnie?

Nikita Shalavin
5 years ago
Reply to  Dark Mercenary

I know a Homogay when I see one, and Dark Mercenary is definitely a fairy. Wrestle me girly man. Winner takes all.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Challenging me to “wrestling” why thats not gay at all…. (sarcasm intended)

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

If you want to wrestle my sea monster I have no problem with that.

Science2
Science2
5 years ago

Says the Homogay… You look like some sort of gay ass rape style pirate dude…

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Lonnie and his cronnies are currently praying to my dirt star.

scootermcshooter
scootermcshooter
5 years ago

Lonnie. Masturbates over black men! Hes a a dirty littke scoundrel!!

Jabba
Jabba
1 month ago

literally is a proteccion from radio for kids