B.L.U.F.F. (Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts) has raised the overall self rape level to Orange-Imminent Threat of Self-Rape detected.
The Facebook Rise of the Butthurt has published a series of “Bertstrips.” These crude cartoons pose an imminent threat of self rape!
The following is official information from the B.L.U.F.F. Self-Rape Emergency Broadcast System:
Self-rape activity has been detected and confirmed as a result of exposure to this facebook.
Please use caution. Place proper software locks on the facebook to prevent females, children, minorities, and other weak-minded individuals from viewing the content. Remove them from the room before viewing the content below.
Thank you, Brother Cassidy, my Holy timeline has now been adjusted to prevent these lewd images from appearing on it.
…most excellent!
Liberals have no shame.
Indeed, Brother August. I wish I knew more about the perverts who run the Rise of the Butthurt Facebook.
Thanks for the heads up, Brother Cassidy! I contacted Children’s Workshop and PBS and filed formal complaints about these strips they’re posting on Facebook. They tried to play off that they weren’t behind the Butthurt Facebook page but I think they were really sweating that I was on to the scheme they were trying to pull.
Brother Ken Day, Its great men like yourself sir who consistently take a stand against the Godless sodomites behind Children’s Workshop and PBS. Several months ago I was looking into this facebook page… “Rise of the Butthurt,” to determine who runs this factory of illegal porn that daily disseminates its filth on facebook as I was considering doing an investigative piece on these perverts for the National Report. The story was never run mostly because I spent 6 weeks trying to confirm who runs this page with very little success. When I first began my search for the owner I… Read more »