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Don’t Diddle & Drive

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I. M. Rubinit
I. M. Rubinit
6 years ago

I regret that I used to Diddle and Drive. My friends and I all did it. We’d self-rape while driving to places to hang out and then share our experiences self-raping. My wake-up call came when one of my friends was Diddling and Driving and drove straight into a school bus full of kids on a field trip. The bus exploded instantly, killing all the kids without pain. My friend slowly burned to death. Apparently he was too busy self-raping that he didn’t realize anything bad had happened until the fire started burning his Sin Stick. By then he was… Read more »

WhyUdoDis?
WhyUdoDis?
6 years ago
Reply to  I. M. Rubinit

Dude I’m just laughing so much. I wasn’t sure if this site was populated by people with a good sense of humor or lunatics, but now I know. I mean, who would fap while driving? It’s all to apparent that you guys arn’t serious.

Milton Grits
6 years ago
Reply to  WhyUdoDis?

We are serious but we do like to joke around and have a good time. Masturbators are very, very easy to make fun of, and we do have fun doing it.

Truffle
6 years ago

A truly inspirational story. I would encourage you to take the SMN pledge, just to prove to everyone here, how serious you are about this matter.

Much Praising!

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago

I’m Pretty sure that you mean to not use a phone and drive at the same time, because if someone were to fap while driving I’m sure that they have some problems, just you have a problem with being obnoxious trolls who just wont just do everyone a favor and fuck off.

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

This faith chart should be on every gas pump!