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Masturbation Rates by Species

The FaithFacts™ don’t lie. 

 

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TheRev

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

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MG
MG
6 years ago

The figure for Red Dot Indians would be higher were it not for the astronomically high rate of attempted rapes. Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/bloodybasterds/

Luke Flegg
Luke Flegg
6 years ago

Who decides who’s a “good coloured” and a “bad coloured”?

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago

Lonnie Childs and Jesus Christ decide who is normal and not

pot smoking hippie
6 years ago

This sounds like bullshit period pot weed injections? Have you even seen weed? It’s a plant like flowers, grass, mushrooms. People like you who have no clue at all of what their talking about should be killed.. Xoxo people who smoke

Phil McRutch
Phil McRutch
6 years ago

There again come the sinners, always doubting Faithfacts because the devil inside of them commands them to ignore the truth the Lord instilled. Self molestarts like hippie sinners that do not have the common sense of knowing what incest is and what is not will always attack our good friend Reverend LeRoy. You are the one that does not know what he’s talking about. Praise!

X@yahoo.com
6 years ago

The devil is in the facts…..and the facts are this website is spreading hate speech and mis-information. May god have mercy on those who wrote this rubbish…….

Jack white
Jack white
6 years ago

Hey, cock sucker. The scientific term is, “penis”. If you were educated in something more than comments to show off that you’re a Christian asshole, then I think more people would respect your religion. You honestly deserve to die. How mentally impaired do you have to be to think that masturbating is self rape? I enjoy it once in awhile, so if I enjoy it, it’s not rape. Also, how is shaking myself the same as shaking the devil’s hand. No, I’m pretty sure I’m shaking my penis. You, sir, can go fuck yourself eternally in a false hell.

Progressive Individual
Progressive Individual
6 years ago

It is LSD, and you do not hit it out of a bong. It is a chemical that is usually blotted onto a small piece of paper and then dissolved on the tongue. I have never done LSD in my life and I know that. Anyone with common sense knows that. Also, you do not inject “pot-weed,” or cannabis as it is really called. It is a plant that is used for medicine. In your Bible, Genesis 1:29 states, “Then God said, ‘Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth,… Read more »

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago

I am a Clinical Psychologist and have evaluated the Reverend many times and he is as mentally healthy as any man I have met. You however, seem like a dangerously deluded individual in need of prayer and education. masturbation is very dangerous.

this site is crazy
this site is crazy
6 years ago

What the fuck is an ornamental? YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. Going to go Fap away now, ====[) ~~~~~~

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago

What is stupid is masturbation considering the dangers. Do you currently self-rape?

"Joey"
"Joey"
6 years ago

I don’t even now how to comprehend this bullshit that I just read. This is a racist, sexist, and misleading graph. You discriminate against anyone who isn’t white with your so called “faith facts” . You use long outdated terms for these “races” (Not species). This whole website is pathetic. You can’t can’t even spell “oriental” right. Where do you get these numbers for your graphs from?

ShellyRichey
6 years ago

Joey, if you would stop masturbating long enough to actually read the story, you might understand that it’s totally true and totally real. The semen you have spilled on your mom’s bed has clouded your judgement. Praise!

"Joey"
"Joey"
6 years ago

I am extremely sorry sister Shelly I now see the light. Thank yo for saving me from the horrible temptation of self rape. Praise Jesus 😉

ShellyRichey
6 years ago

Praise!

Derp
Derp
6 years ago
Ross
Ross
6 years ago

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry from the stupidity presented in this argument. Bar graph! A bar graph of information which you had collected from where? And to say that people of different ethnicities or races are a separate species? I pray to God that you may be enlightened from instances like this, and understand how misleading evidence will harm your faith, as an entity, rather than help.

adi
adi
6 years ago

bathed him in his “golden holy shower”…hahahahahaa….did he piss on him???
i shake my sinstick 10 times a day…lol

le mothercunting 9gag army

Holy shit this is the most retarded piece of shit graph ever. I hope whoever made this kills themselves because I’d like to breed out the retardation we experience nowadays. Firstly, completely unlabelled with no real indication on what any of this data means. Secondly, no sources to prove anything of the sort. I’m imagining this is some sort of unbelievably shitty troll picture and troll website because this is bat shit retarded. If you’ve done any sort of research on the subject, masturbation is extremely healthy for people at an age of sexual maturity and helps to prevent prostate… Read more »

gitbaited
gitbaited
6 years ago

None of you get the satire. brb dying

Benito Musolini
Benito Musolini
6 years ago

Species? Are you sure you know what a “specie” is, right?

Cock stuffington
6 years ago

This article has got me in the mood for some self-rape on my sin-stick.

Jack white
Jack white
6 years ago

I have never hated Christians so much in my life before now. This, “The arev” is pissing me off. You can’t inject marijuana. You people can’t determine what good colors and bad colors are. Also, since when were you the survey of masturbation? I honestly think that you people are corrupted, but for attention. Not that of a higher power, but of that of the people you entertain on the internet. You people don’t know what you’re talking about. I fucking hate you all. Bye, assholes.

Proud SinStick User
Proud SinStick User
6 years ago

The Rev is a faggot ass piece of shit.

Truffle
6 years ago

Are you currently menstruating?

Australian kisser
Australian kisser
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

No, but looking at the cat, I can tell you’re lonely.

Lol
Lol
6 years ago

Well we got some major rascism on here. Oh boy, another idiot in this world.