Lonnie Offers FREE Skin Bleaching Treatments To All Non-Normals!

As Brother Lonnie is often heard saying, “The darker the skin, the deeper the sin.” It is common knowledge that foreigners are the most sinful folk. Most of my fellow brothers and sisters know best to cross over to the other side of the street when they notice a non-normal coming their way. Also they know to cover their wallet/purse when such a person is within 200 ft of them. 

As we all know, Doctor Lonnie Childs is a saint among men, a modern day prophet, and a former state wrestling champion. His love for human kind knows no bounds. Yet again, he extends his help to those in need. Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts – BLUFF, will now be offering complimentary skin bleaching treatments to all new converts! Overseeing this procedure, will be none other than our very own Roddy Black! Having come to us a sinful black man, Roddy has recently received his White Card making him an almost equal among brothers of the flock.

I pity all of you pathetic masturbators, playing the “racist” card when backed into a corner with Faith Facts. Yet again we prove to be accepting of all people, be they of normal ethnicity or not! Praise Lonnie and the brotherhood of Christian men united under him!

For more information on skin bleaching procedures and application process, please contact our staff.


-Nikita Shalavin, homogay conversion therapist and high deacon at Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.)

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I used to live a lie. I was a leader of a Russian Prison Homogang and have once put a 12 gauge shotgun inside of myself on a dare. Brother Lonnie has saved my soul and shown me a new way to live.

66 Comments on Lonnie Offers FREE Skin Bleaching Treatments To All Non-Normals!

      • I pray for this miracle treatment! Finally those black beasts can look normal. But unfortunately the sin is strong in their blood. When cured sinner breed with normal people they will still have black sinned child. Is there a way to cure a negro genetically so he/she can get normal looking children? Maybe a blood transfer from helping normals?

        • Did you read the story about Saint Lonnie Childs performing the miracle at the HomoGay couple? The men gave birth to a normal, healthy child. The same can happen once bleached.


  1. MasterbatinAllDay, you are a fool & a savage. Lonnie Childs is a Saint.

    • Lonnie Childs is nothing more then a man in his late 30s who has no job, probably still lives with his mother and has nothing better to do that sit on his fatass all day and laugth with his online buddies at the reactions people give on his troll website Stop masturbation Now. Or something along the lines of that…

      • I once was on the same floor of a building with Lonnie Childs and was allowed to look at his reflected silhouette through a series of mirrors and he is nothing like you described.

  2. Have you masturbators even read the article? FREE skin bleaching. For ALL non-normals.
    I can’t believe some of these ignorant comments!

    • Most of the masturbators commenting on this site appear to be suffering from advanced stage Masturbation Illiteracy, Nikita. Praise you for trying to make a difference though.

  3. You guys seriously believe this is legit? …I mean…really? It doesn’t stand out as just the slightest bit over the top?

  4. I don’t understand all the hateful comments. If Lonnie discovered a cure for cancer, would cancer patients be this abusive? I hope not.
    In this case, the cure for being a minority exists and our benevolent leader is offering treatment, free of charge.
    All of the non-normals who are cursing at Dr. Childs must be white-supremisists or something like that.

  5. I think I see the problem here. This article that’s directed towards non-normals should have been translated into Jive so they could understand. If Lonnie deems me worthy I can translate.

  6. Y’all sacks of shit are either fucked up in the head and believe this motha fuckin crazy ass shit from this dickhole white ass devil worshippin son of bitch or y’all think this is funny. Apparently MLK died for nothing. Brothers unite against Lonnie racist ass prick

  7. There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

    – Galatians 3:28

  8. Wow is this a real site?! THIS IS A DISGRACE TO CHRISTIANITY!! You people are so far up your own asses and cults that you’re becoming worse that hitler! ILL PRAY FOR YOU LOST SHEEP. (Lol I’m too lazy to pray nvm)

    • DAMN RIGHT! HOW DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES CHRISTIAN???? This is like the nation of islam (look it up that may seem racist at first but they are pretty bad, they are different to just islam)

      • You are all a disgrace to humanity. How dare you compare us to those LIBeral commies, Hitler and Muslamics. May Lonnie have mercy on your souls!

  9. This website is an insult to God, Jesus, and the sanctity of all human beings. Black people are only valued if they bleach their skin? All people that are not white are sinners? Has it ever occurred to you that you have the greater sin? Or that Jesus Himself was not a “pure” white American?

  10. I’m surprised that Lonnie was a former state wrestler. Why would he take pride in having a sweaty nutsack on his face?

    • Lonnie made more men tap out during his wrestling career than former President George Washington, Retired Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf and Geraldo Rivera combined. (all were amateur wrestlers, use Bing and confirm if you don’t believe me!)

  11. Did you know?
    Jesus, wasn’t white, he had a wheatish skin colour.
    Does that make him non-normal too?

  12. You guys are fuckin retarded fuck brains, you all touch yourselves, so how bout you shut your sin caves of mouths up and take my big non normal cock up your ass

  13. This is racist. I know multiple African Americans who go to church and praise Jesus like a White person. You don’t need to bleach your skin to show love for Jesus XD (btw I’m an atheist)

  14. You say you’re not racist but expect those with darker skin to change it in order to become your idea of “Normal”. If you truly weren’t racist you would accept them no matter who they are and change your view on the “Normal” people. There is no set normal ever. Take me for instance, I’m a Wiccan, Ginger-haired, pale skinned 15 year old girl. I love my life and feel protected by the Divine. I am unique. Unique is what is “Normal”

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