As Brother Lonnie is often heard saying, “The darker the skin, the deeper the sin.” It is common knowledge that foreigners are the most sinful folk. Most of my fellow brothers and sisters know best to cross over to the other side of the street when they notice a non-normal coming their way. Also they know to cover their wallet/purse when such a person is within 200 ft of them.
As we all know, Doctor Lonnie Childs is a saint among men, a modern day prophet, and a former state wrestling champion. His love for human kind knows no bounds. Yet again, he extends his help to those in need. Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts – BLUFF, will now be offering complimentary skin bleaching treatments to all new converts! Overseeing this procedure, will be none other than our very own Roddy Black! Having come to us a sinful black man, Roddy has recently received his White Card making him an almost equal among brothers of the flock.
I pity all of you pathetic masturbators, playing the “racist” card when backed into a corner with Faith Facts. Yet again we prove to be accepting of all people, be they of normal ethnicity or not! Praise Lonnie and the brotherhood of Christian men united under him!
For more information on skin bleaching procedures and application process, please contact our staff.