FITZROY CROSSING, AUSTRALIA — (SMNNN) A group of children loyal to the growing “Stop Masturbation Now, Australia!” movement took over a radio station in Fitzroy Crossing last week. The gang of children, aged 6 to 11, who refer to themselves as “Childs Youth” in a nod to our savior, Lonnie […]
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg](STOPMasturbationNOW)– Kim Jong Un has achieved yet another level of mass mind control success after closing a music deal with Snoop Doggy Dogg to release a mind control song and take over all of North America and Lesser Mexican America. The song entitled Hangover was written with subliminal Korean messages […]
(Stop Masturbation NOW Sports)–Yesterday we previewed world cup Soccer group A . Today we are going to preview group B. AUSTRALIA Australia is a bunch of criminal island Mexicans. They can’t get mammals right much less sport. Expect australilians to be distracted by indoor plumbing and lights. They wont […]
(Stop Masturbation NOW Sports)–Soccer was invented when all real sports were so dominated by Americans that all other countries needed to find something to be good at. So they put all of their combined resources together to invent a sport so boring that Americans would rather just not take part […]
(STOPMasturbationNOW)– Bushels of mexican children are being bused to Safford Arizona after Texan concentration camps began to overflow. Hundreds of these parentless heathen children are being assigned to the care of Brother Lonnie Childs via the STOP Free Will NOW Summer Camp (featuring Carman Liciardello) Campaign, bless his heart. For […]
According to King Lonald Holy Bible, God told Abraham to circumcise himself, his household and his slaves as a means of discouraging masturbation. For centuries, God-fearing Hebrews have been circumcising their young to promote a healthy, non-masturbatory life style. Typically, they were betrayed by their own kind for few shekels. Chewing circumcised child foreskin as […]
