As we all know, masturbation deaths come in fours. Please share these memers with your friends, family, and co-workers. Praise!
Self-Rape is NOT a Victimless Crime. Masturbation: Not Even Once.
Author: Lonnie Childs
Heaveno! My name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, https://www.facebook.com/LonnieSMN and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here, https://www.facebook.com/brotherlonnie
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What exactly is a “memer?” It sounds whacked.
Questioning brother Lonnie’s gospel
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Cassidy Pen
100% of all masturbators end up dead. That’s a cold, hard Faith Fact™.
So do all of you because we all die in the end, masturbators or not.
its not self rape if i like it