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Self-Rape is NOT a Victimless Crime. Masturbation: Not Even Once.

As we all know, masturbation deaths come in fours.  Please share these memers with your friends, family, and co-workers.  Praise!

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Cassidy Pen
7 years ago

What exactly is a “memer?” It sounds whacked.

Ellis Dee
Ellis Dee
7 years ago

Questioning brother Lonnie’s gospel

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Cathy Redmond
7 years ago

100% of all masturbators end up dead. That’s a cold, hard Faith Fact™.

Skyla
Skyla
7 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

So do all of you because we all die in the end, masturbators or not.

mega whacker
mega whacker
1 year ago

its not self rape if i like it