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Do Not Take The Bad AIDS Challenge

“Our prayers will heal the damage to your soul from life of masturbation, but only time will heal your vagina.” – Brother Doug Pinnic

The fact that masturbation gives you the Gay, is basic Faith Science. And if we learned anything from Tom Cruise’s movie “Philadelphia”, is that unlike famous basketball players, Gays usually get the bad AIDS.

Furthermore, chronic masturbators often resort to drug use in order to cope with guilt and shame associated with trauma of repeated self-rape cycles. It won’t take long before you catch bad AIDS from sharing dirty condoms with homeless junkies of questionable ethnicity.

I once kept a bad AIDS patient alive for almost a year, sustained on nothing but cat milk and religious prayer.  You may not be so lucky.

Together, we can prevent the impending bad AIDS epidemic, child molestation and inter-racial fornication. Stop masturbation. Now.

This message of hope was brought to you by the Homogay Conversion Offices of Nikita Shalavin

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Michael
Michael
6 years ago

Wow you seriously think this is how you get aids I am 14 and know more than you. If you have aids, you have aids. If you don’t, you don’t. You can’t give yourself aids. You need 2 or more SEPERATE people who are aid positive to get aids. Emphasis on the SEPERATE because one person isn’t 2 people. You don’t have 2 brains dumbass.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Michael

Michelle, I have already spoken to you with regards to catching the wrist cancer and SARS from self-rape. We are here to help with your problem, unlike your parents, who seem to be happy that your life will be cut short and you will burn in triple-hell for eternity.

Amen.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Michael

Each gay has their own preference in how to spread the AIDS. Michael apparently enjoys inviting two separate HIV-GAYS into his sin holes to ensure the transfer of the sinful virus. Interesting.

jaden
jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

There is somethibg called a condumn *facepalm*

Dr. Cornelius Felcher
6 years ago

Yes, emphasis on “SEPERATE”. You emphasized it so strongly that you misspelled it twice.

You’re right that no one has two brains, but it does help to have one.

Dr. Cornelius Felcher
6 years ago

I hope you don’t take my words too harshly. My heart is filled with Lonnie’s love for all the lost who troll this holy netsite. I will pray for your semen-filled soul.

Surrender
Surrender
6 years ago

Greetings. My name is Hagvart Ottesen, formerly known as “Angry Aryan Goat Molester”, and I am originally from Norway. I used to play in the band “Satanic Warlust”, but converted to Christianity a few years ago and moved to the Godly USA because Scandinavia is becoming too socialist and atheist. I am no longer a Satanist, but I am still opposed to homosexuality (though I would rather try to save them than stab them these days). I wear my “Asgard” at all times for protection on my conversion missions :). I am now in a Christian metal band called Surrender.… Read more »

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Surrender

Hello Hogwort, nice to make your acquaintance. My name is Sister Truffle and I enjoy singing Lonnie Childs, inspired hymns at masturbators. It sooths the savagery within them. I would be delighted to be a singer for your Holy choir, if ever the opportunity should arise.

Praise!

jaden
jaden
6 years ago

Wow. How dare you say something so stupid about gays. Im 13 and im a homosexual athiest. I did choose my religion, but not my sexuallity. I hope whoever nade this a brick wifh a cow on it falls or your head. Cheerio!

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  jaden

You are a confused person. You are full of hate and have no love in your heart. Go outside and play.

Jaden
Jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Ion obviously you’re full of hate I’m not confused I’m gay and I’m going to go have boyfriends and stuff and you guys are focused on stupid things that say nothing about In the bible. Now move along.

fuckinwow
fuckinwow
6 years ago
Reply to  Jaden

these people are the most racist an ignorant people, you being gay, whatever doesn’t mean anything it doesn’t define a person and you surely are not going to hell for such. i’m literally looking at all of this website an thinking god wouldn’t want such a hateful an racist kind of people. you people are sick if anyone this burning in so named “triple hell” it’s you people. i’m a believer in not fighting hate with hate but just wow if i continue on this website i might actually put my fist through the wall

Milton Grits
6 years ago
Reply to  fuckinwow

Being against masturbation is not being “racist.” LOGIC FAIL.
There are nine Hells, by the way. BRO DO U EVN BOTTICELLI?

Enlighter
Enlighter
6 years ago
Reply to  jaden

Well, I guess you are just following a trend (gay and atheist?). If you are not, just wear condoms and be tolerant with these hatefull god wannabes. Stupidity can reach everyone.

Scott Bentley-McFarland

You total utter pricks. You don’t speak for god or any religion, You are just filled with hate against people who do not want to live life to your weird expectations. Masturbation is a normal part of life and has nothing to do with Homosexuality, Child Molestation or Aids and if your that Brain-Washed to believe that then the only place you will be going after death is HELL, and it’s the only place you deserve to be. I can honestly say, That god and religion, is about acceptance for all, Its about Loving each other, forgiveness,compassion, and live and… Read more »

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

A guy with a hyphenated last name? What kind of feminist libtard are you?

Jaden
Jaden
6 years ago

Preech!!!!!!!

Milton Grits
6 years ago

That’s ridiculous, young man. You cannot be a homosexualist at the age of 13. It is below the age of consent. If anyone is trying to convince you that you are and tries to do homogay things to you, you need to get away from them, find somewhere safe and report them to the police.

Jaden
Jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

You may be me of the stupidest people I’ve ever met. I’ve been gay since I was in my moms vagina. And you are…. Get educated on homosexuality because homosexualist and HOMOGAY aren’t words

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Jaden

You have The HomoGay™ , because your mother masturbated during pregnancy. She should be stoned to death for her sinful ways.

jaden
jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Lol what you say about my mom you hpe? I will have you know im a proud member of the illuminati and can have you perish! Whatever bitch

jaden
jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

And btw you get the same result from asturbating as from having protected sex

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  jaden

Your grammar is poor and that’s a generous observation. Once you give up the Gay and hand-jobing hobo’s for small change, it should return to normal.

jaden
jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

You need to masturbate a bit……

Milton Grits
6 years ago
Reply to  Jaden

Who taught you this propaganda? Preferences are essentially choices. It is your choice whether you fancy show tunes or Cher, just as it is your choice whether to give a man a swift kiss on the back of the neck or give him a reacharound. It’s up to you.

jaden
jaden
6 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

You need tpo learn about scince. Not an old book written a million years ago.

Dark Mercenary
6 years ago

Truffle SHOW ME YOUR TITS! So I can milk them like you milk your cat buffy!