How to Avoid a Masturbator

I happen to know from my special ops training that one should be looking for cover and escape routes at all times, no matter the situation. Be ready when a crazy with a bulged or moist crotch attempts to confront you.

I remember this image from the book my father used to teach me important life lessons when I was younger. I didn’t know Lonnie Childs was such an accomplished author on top of everything else He has done.