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How to Avoid a Masturbator

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.

 

 

Here is how to avoid one:

 

 

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Cassidy Pen
7 years ago

I happen to know from my special ops training that one should be looking for cover and escape routes at all times, no matter the situation. Be ready when a crazy with a bulged or moist crotch attempts to confront you.

jeremy
7 years ago

This makes me hard

Cathy Redmond
7 years ago

I remember this image from the book my father used to teach me important life lessons when I was younger. I didn’t know Lonnie Childs was such an accomplished author on top of everything else He has done.

Lindsey
Lindsey
7 years ago
youpeoplearecrazy!
youpeoplearecrazy!
7 years ago

annnnddd he’s black… uh i’ve gotta admit i’m loving this site just for the soul fact of how one minded all you fuckers are haha

judass
judass
6 years ago

are you racist or something

Masturbator Inc.
Masturbator Inc.
5 years ago

Wtf is this xD is this serious?? Or is this like a joke website