Masturbation Rates by Species
The FaithFacts™ don’t lie. God Bless, TheRev TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Articles by: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Declare your Independence from The Sin of Masturbation
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Miami, FL. In 2004 most people had given up on Fanny Diddle, homeless, destitute, addicted to pot-weed injections, doing bong hits of ellis dee, listening to Nickelback, and self raping for Snow Mexican Tourist on South Beach. She was a lost cause and written off by […]
The Menstrual Hut; The Holy Solution to Female Masturbation, Menstruation, Insolence, and Feminist Lies.
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Many a screeching lesser sex feminist accuse our Church of abusing women by sending her to the Menstrual Hut during her unclean menstruation. As a Superior Sex Normal Race Holy Man, I know only what the lord teaches us about dealing with the lesser sex, it is my […]
Actor Robin Williams pursues ongoing Anti-Masturbation 12-step treatment
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins STAFFORD, AZ (BLUFF PRESS) — Robin Williams is reconnecting with the 12-step program during a brief stay at a Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts facility. A spokeswoman for the 62-year-old actor-comedian says Williams planned the visit as a respite to recharge after more than 18 straight […]
Parenting tips: How to raise her to be a Normal Non-Masturbator
Letters From our Readers to TheRev By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Dear Reverend Jenkins, In this day of modern distractions such as FaceSpace, Twiddle, Samsung iPhones, and Rap Music, how am I to raise my sweet daughter to become a Normal Non-Masturbating young lady? Sincerely, A Concerned White Dad Dear […]
FaithFacts Researcher: Facebook Big Masturbation Funded Study Breached Ethical Guidelines
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Over the weekend, the sewage pipes exploded due to the massive influx of semen that overloaded sanitary systems worldwide, due to the fact that Facebook had conducted psychological pro masturbation experiments on user news feeds. While Zuckerberg’s team doesn’t see a problem with that it did, FaithFact researchers seem think […]
Be Like Lonnie
God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Lonnie Childs Loves You
God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leroy Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Nearly Every Mass Shooting In The Last 20 Years Shares One Thing In Common, And It Isn’t Weapons
By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins Safford, AZ –-(stopmasturbationnow.org)- Nearly every mass shooting incident in the last twenty years, and multiple other instances of suicide and isolated shootings all share one thing in common, and its not the weapons used. The overwhelming FaithFact™ evidence suggests the single largest common factor in all of these incidents […]
Fox News Expert Says That “Masturbation Induced HomoGay™ Impulses” Played Role in Isla Vista Massacre
Dr. Robi Ludwig, who never treated the suspect, was on “Justice with Judge Jeanine” speculating about the tragedy By TheRev Leroy Jenkins Elliot Rodger, the suspect in Friday night’s Isla Vista massacre, which left seven people dead, including Rodger, and 13 wounded, left behind a supply of evidence in the […]
