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HomoGay couple give birth to Same Race Normal Non-Ginger Baby
in 2010, HomoGay partners, through the Lonnie Childs golden shower of salvation, gave up their masturbating sinful ways, got married in the Lonvidian Chruch, and their procreations resulted in the worlds first HomoGay birth. BJ Barone and Frankie Nelson recently became dads to a beautiful baby named Milo, and Canadian photographer […]
Masturbation Rates by Species
The FaithFacts™ don’t lie. God Bless, TheRev TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Ebola Outbreak Decimates African Countries, Masturbation To Blame
DARKEST AFRICA- SMNNN Ebola, feared disease who’s horrible symptoms include organ explosion and puss legions, and eventually, painful excruciating death, is now spreading rapidly across the countries of Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone, affecting hundreds of millions of non-normals and leaving a trail of death and suffering, all of which […]
WARNING!!! ACHTUNG!!!!
Big Masturbation has reportedly invented a device the runs on self-rape. The hussy pictured above is an agent of Big Masturbation. Her face is blacked out to protect the precious youth of B.L.U.F.F. She was spotted just outside the main gates of B.L.U.F.F. near the moat. She is a sinner, […]
…My Glimmer of Hope
By Cassidy Pen My dear friends in Lonnie and Christ, many of you remember my SRAS, Angela Pen. My days have been filled with the empty pain of loneliness since my beloved sras went missing. My spirit, cursed with hearing rumors of her capture at the hands of self raping […]
Masturbation Increase Corelates With Cancer Increase
B.L.U.F.F AGRIBUSINESS- NEVADA (SMNNN) Recent surveys and polls taken by B.L.U.F.F students show the recent increase of sin-caused cancers, to be directly related to the dramatic rise in masturbation rates since 2002, when the survey began. Masturbation rates have always been historically linked to the rise and fall of civilizations […]
Hillary Clinton Uses Inside Powers to Shut Down Father’s Day
CNNT) — Hillary Clinton may not be in power these days – but she still commands an army of self-raping fans. Even some of them were shocked this week when she reported that, as of Saturday, June 14th, 20014, Father’s Day is officially canceled. “I don’t see any reason why we […]
Gay Caused By Genetic Damage, Says Regan Era NASA.
-SANFORD, AZ Recent declassified documents released by NASA have been obtained by Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F) and The Foundation For a Better Tomorrow (F.F.A.B.T) . The documents, which date to the Regan administration, may hold the key to unlocking the mystery of The Gay. The 1378 page […]
Migrant Masturbation Causes Orange Grove to Produce Fruitesticles
Florida – The increase in masturbation by unclean Mexican immigrants while working in Commercial Orange Groves has caused an unprecedented new disease to strike America’s precious store of citrus fruits. The disease, known as Fruitesticling, has infected almost 70% of citrus in Florida over the past few years. It reached California […]
