When Barak Obama signed the 19th Amendment into law few could have seen the unintended disastrous consequences. LIEberal activist judges have taken liberties with this new law imbuing it with rights that were never intended. The 19th Amendment was designed to make female circumcision legal and somehow these hactivist judges […]
Today, we mark the 13th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks which brought this nation to its knees (homogays were already there, of course). Like the Kennedy Assassination, we all remember where we were the moment we heard the news. Most of us were in the middle of […]
Danvers ME-(SMNNN) Elementary school students of Danvers, Maine have tested at an all-time low, and masturbation is to blame, say new studies done by B.L.U.F.F. Aqua-management Surveying Division. Masturbation Film Residue Particles, or MFRPs, as they are more popularly known, from Snow Mexican seminal fluids , are believed to have […]
Don’t Masturbate, it’s a Sin. God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins
There’s been a lot of hateful and just plain wrong comments directed at this holy netsite and Brother Lonnie in particular regarding baseless claims of racism. I am shocked, hurt, outraged, appalled and shocked by these unfounded and libelous claims. Brother Lonnie’s favorite secular show was “Good Times” so he’s […]
Masturbation is a same-sex sex-act that one performs on themselves. By doing so, you touch the sex organ of your own gender and become so aroused that you climax. This conditions the body and mind to become a gay. It’s like Karate for perverts. If you do identify as homosexual, […]
All loving parents want to raise their children in a masturbation free household and make sure their children grow up free of: sin, STDs, pregnancy and the gay. We all know to remove bedroom doors, spank the gay out of them from time to time, and rub hot sauce […]
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins HOMERVILLE, OH – (BLUFF Press, LLC.) Thanks to liberal media funded by Big Masturbation and funded by The DHS us Normals have had the HomoGay™ Pro-Masturbation Agenda shoved down our throats harder than a Good Buddy working the Happy Hole at the Flying J truck stop […]
A new procreation-themed learning park for Christian children will open Friday at Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts compound resort in Arizona. Childs Youth Procreation Adventure is designed specifically for children as young as 3 to learn about the dangers of masturbation and Homogayness. “The Christian procreation park completely embodies the idea of creating an environment focused […]
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins El Cajon, CA — DHS Press Release: A deadly new strain of masturbation is killing pot-weed injection addicts across the nation, they are calling it Masturbation Addiction Dementia Death, MADD, and has issued a Threat Level Red warning to parents everywhere to be alert to the […]
