Articles by: Cassidy Pen

God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

Everyone knows that San Francisco is the center of world hedonism as sex in the streets and homogay parades result in traffic jams where rubbernecked citizens are seemingly shocked daily at the carnival of sin that goes on around them. Like Lott in Sodom, the righteous are left to fend […]

by July 8, 2014 12 comments Politics
Stop Masturbation Now to Save Your Soul

Stop Masturbation Now to Save Your Soul

The newest four color flyer will appear in B.L.U.F.F. approved publications and be given to the masses during a SMN Ministry near you. Praise!

by July 8, 2014 9 comments Uncategorized
Case Study: The Influence of Big Masturbation on American Society

Case Study: The Influence of Big Masturbation on American Society

The Big Masturbation Conspiracy: Preliminary Findings In keeping with the Mission of the Patriot Act, the Department of Homeland Security has organized a joint study and collaborative relationship among elements of the FBI, CIA, and the Stop Masturbation Now Ministry. The purpose of the study is to determine the extent […]

by July 6, 2014 2 comments Uncategorized
WARNING!!! ACHTUNG!!!!

WARNING!!! ACHTUNG!!!!

Big Masturbation has reportedly invented a device the runs on self-rape. The hussy pictured above is an agent of Big Masturbation. Her face is blacked out to protect the precious youth of B.L.U.F.F. She was spotted just outside the main gates of B.L.U.F.F. near the moat. She is a sinner, […]

by June 24, 2014 14 comments Uncategorized
…My Glimmer of Hope

…My Glimmer of Hope

By Cassidy Pen My dear friends in Lonnie and Christ, many of you remember my SRAS, Angela Pen. My days have been filled with the empty pain of loneliness since my beloved sras went missing. My spirit, cursed with hearing rumors of her capture at the hands of self raping […]

by June 23, 2014 1 comment Uncategorized
Firefighters Battle Self Rape in Addition to Fire

Firefighters Battle Self Rape in Addition to Fire

By: Cassidy Pen TEXAS – Firefighters are discovering that they must battle masturbating self rapists as well as dangerous brush fires. These heroes deserve more.

by June 23, 2014 9 comments Politics
B.L.U.F.F. Bans Female Use of Wheeled Mouse Devices

B.L.U.F.F. Bans Female Use of Wheeled Mouse Devices

By Brother Cassidy Pen <B.L.U.F.F. AZ> The Eldership of Brother Lonald’s University of Faith Facts announced a ban on female use of wheeled mouse input devices. This ban includes all makes and models having a scroll wheel, especially those with “click” wheel capabilities, as I will explain. A recent study, […]

by June 17, 2014 7 comments World
Painful Reminder

Painful Reminder

Can it get any more clear for you?

by June 12, 2014 2 comments Celebrity
Dave Brockie, AKA Oderus Urungus

GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Self Raped Himself to Death, a Virginia Medical Official Confirms.

The Virginia medical examiner’s office says Dave Brockie, the frontman for the heavy metal band GWAR, died of excessive chronic masturbation. Brockie — who went by the stage name Oderus Urungus — was found dead in his Richmond home on March 23. He was 50. Noah Williamson, administrator at the […]

by June 7, 2014 2 comments Celebrity, Death

Super Mario 3d World Linked to Juvenile Delinquency

Christian families are seemingly double-pressed in modern times when attempting to raise their children with proper respect and adherence to the morals which would enhance their lives and lead them to a productive adulthood. Tomorrow’s leaders need a proper upbringing to avoid the pitfalls laid down by the devil which […]

by May 25, 2014 2 comments Morals
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