Articles by: Stop Masturbation Now
(StopMasturbationNOW)—.An East Carolina couple have made national news by being the first parents to put their child up for adoption due to masturbation. 16 Year old Rachel Evans admitted to masturbating to a lesbian scene in a penthouse branded magazine she had “borrowed” while babysitting. Usually parents give up their […]
StopMasturbationNOW)—The Washington State Cougars headed into this season with dreams of getting to a bowl game and winning. Last year the cougars went to the New Mexico bowl and blew a large lead to lose to the Colorado State Rams 48-45. This year expectations were high under high priced coach […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—It is well proven that masturbation is a top ten cause of disease. One of those diseases is mental illness. Masturbation rage is a form of mental illness where one gets irrational, angry, violent, uppity or just plain old mouthy because of Masturbation. Pittsburg Steeler Antonio Brown today took his […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)— A rash of sinkholes has been attacking Asia and the Orient as of late, causing billions of dollars in damage and claiming countless lives. From Siberia , to China and now Korea.. where a record-breaking skyscraper has been doomed by sink holes. Sinkholes or just “Sin Holes” Are holes in the […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)— No cure, 80% mortality rate, very contagious, a painful death. We are talking about Ebola, possibly the most dangerous disease known to man. Obama is having two infected Doctors brought to the US. Why would someone bring a highly infectious disease to the United States on purpose? There is […]
(Stop Masturbation NOW)— Westwood CA. Like a scene from the movie Waterworld. UCLA is no more. At 4pm today a main water main on Sunset Boulevard that flows through campus burst forth and completely flooded the UCLA campus. The massive geyser has been shooting skyward for upward of 90 […]
(Stop Masturbation NOW)—People say America is “progressing”… women can vote, gays can marry, blacks can be president? Well do you call this progressing? I think not. Liberal Hollywood will to anything to pervert our children. America, it is time to rise up and vote to restore family values. The liberals […]
(Stop Masturbation Now)— A 6.8-magnitude earthquake early Saturday struck offshore not far from Fukushima, Japan — the epicenter of a nuclear crisis following a massive 2011 earthquake and tsunami — the Japan Meteorological Agency reported. Earthquakes are caused when semen from masturbation flows into the oceans and wiggles into cracks […]
