WEST PALM BEACH, FLA (SMNNN) — A party bus driver has been formally charged in relation to an accident that has left popular actor Tracy Morgan in critical condition. Morgan, known for his popular comedy program “Key and Peele” was riding in a party bus driven by a Southeast Party […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. (SMMNN) – A study by the U.S. Navy, funded by a Big Masturbation shell corporation think tank, has attempted to sully the good name of stunt flying team the ‘Blue Angels’. Amongst the litany of accusations are charges of supporting a Homogay™ lifestyle and sexual harrassment. According […]
WEST PALM BEACH, FLA (SMMNN) – Snow Mexican entertainer Justin Bieber has become Big Masturbation’s newest whipping boy after a video of him decrying non-normals and promoting abstinence from masturbation was leaked to the press earlier this week. In typical fashion, the media responded by blasting Bieber mercilessly calling his words […]
WEST PALM BEACH, FLA — (SMNNN) Just 48 hours after his wife was charged in a bizarre public masturbation incident that sent him to the hospital, it has been leaked that Casey Kasem’s condition has worsened and is now critical in nature. In a story we broke on this netsite […]
God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
The Virginia medical examiner’s office says Dave Brockie, the frontman for the heavy metal band GWAR, died of excessive chronic masturbation. Brockie — who went by the stage name Oderus Urungus — was found dead in his Richmond home on March 23. He was 50. Noah Williamson, administrator at the […]
APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. (SMNNN) – Authorities say two 12 year old central Arizona girls stabbed their 12 year old friend nearly to death to please an organization they learned about online. Both girls were charged with first degree attempted homicide Monday in Maricopa County Circuit Court. The criminal complaint says […]
War. Earthquakes. Terrorists. Pot. Cancer. Snakes. Masturbation. Human life is unpredictable and fragile. Disaster may strike at any point. No amount of money, fame, or success will save those of us that have sinned in the eyes of our Lord. The following celebrities have learned this lesson firsthand. A famous […]
Broadcasting icon Casey Kasem has been taken by ambulance to a local hospital following an incident between his wife and daughter. In the latest incident during a long family battle, Kasem’s wife Jean used a pound of hamburger meat as a masturbatory aid in front of his daughter from his […]
God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leroy Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
