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TheRev’s Daddy tip of the day

TheRev’s Daddy tip of the day

Real Dad’s sneak into his daughters room while she is sleeping to sniff her fingers to see if she is spelunking in Satan’s SinCave. It is your job to keep her from safe from self rape and the awful side effects such as the horrible stigma, the pot weed addiction, […]

Self-Rape is NOT a Victimless Crime.  Masturbation:  Not Even Once.

Self-Rape is NOT a Victimless Crime. Masturbation: Not Even Once.

As we all know, masturbation deaths come in fours.  Please share these memers with your friends, family, and co-workers.  Praise!

by May 21, 2014 4 comments Celebrity, Death, Morals
How to Avoid a Masturbator on the Street

How to Avoid a Masturbator

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.     Here is how to avoid one:    

Godzilla: A Documentary Displaying the Dangers of Self Rape

Godzilla: A Documentary Displaying the Dangers of Self Rape

(StopMasturbationNOW)—After nuclear power was proven 100 percent safe, Godzilla producers needed to find another more realistic causation for a creature like Godzilla to exist. Masturbation was the only thing that fit from a scientific point of view. This weekend I had the opportunity to view this Documentary and I was […]

by May 18, 2014 3 comments Animals
Female Masturbation Hurts Him Too

Female Masturbation Hurts Him Too

Men: The invisible victims of female masturbation By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins The twenty-first century has spawned a sort of equal opportunity for female masturbation. It is no longer a predominantly Non-Normal race male issue. In a 2014 poll, taken by the Wellesley College Professor of Women’s Studies, Dr. Raejean Hardon, […]

by May 16, 2014 9 comments Uncategorized
Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Wil Wheaton, the controversial actor who was universally disliked in his role as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels has given up masturbation. After only three months free of self rape, Wil began looking more healthy and found new roles acting in dramas Like NBC’s Chicago Fire.

by May 14, 2014 11 comments Celebrity, Disciples, Lifestyle, Morals
Masturbator Unleashes Firenado!

Masturbator Unleashes Firenado!

(StopMasturbationNOW)— This morning a Florida man was masturbating when the friction of him touching his sinstick caused a firenado. As we know masturbation is wrong and the wages of self-rape are death. Please remember to help work to make masturbation illegal.

Fatherhood…

Fatherhood…

Teach her about the dangers of masturbation. Do it today. It’s the greatest gift a father can give!

Most men and gay females find the thigh gap irresistible

Thigh Gap and Masturbation

(StopMasturbationNOW)–It is well known that men prefer women with a thigh gap. The thigh gap is a symbol of innocence and purity as the willingness and readiness to procreate are visibly seen. Unfortunately  masturbation causes a buildup of fat and muscle around the thigh area from an overage of orgasms. […]

by May 8, 2014 14 comments Gateway Drug, Money, Science
About Masturbation

About Masturbation

Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. – Lonnie Childs

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