Post Tagged with: "Lonnie Childs"

Anticipation and Excitement as the Day of Hitching Approaches

Anticipation and Excitement as the Day of Hitching Approaches

Safford, AZ – July 16th – it promises to be a day filled with magic and love at the BLUFF Campound, as dozens of young men will be marrying their Initial Spouses in the Day of Hitching annual celebration. A tradition for Lonvidians, the Day of Hitching is approached with […]

by July 12, 2014 5 comments Disciples, Morals, World
Jesus To Attend “Lonnie Days Celebration” in September

Jesus To Attend “Lonnie Days Celebration” in September

SAFFORD-ARIZONA (SMNNN) Jesus H. Christ Almighty, son of God, and personal best friend forever of Lonald Childs, has just been confirmed as the guest of honor of the 17th annual “Lonnie Days” holy celebration. Says Metatron, Seraphim Voice of The Lords, in a brilliant immolation of the B.L.U.F.F campound main […]

by July 7, 2014 12 comments Celebrity, Morals
Lonnie’s Address To America – July 4th, 1963

Lonnie’s Address To America – July 4th, 1963

As a devout Lonvidian and student of the history of this Great Nation we all call America, I choose to spend my day reflecting on the many ways that Lonnie Childs has changed this country for the better. One such moment came to mind that I felt relevant to share […]

by July 4, 2014 19 comments History
They want to turn our kids into perverts!

[UNCOVERED]: The Big Masturbation Plot to Self-Rape Our Children

  The launch of Stop Masturbation Now’s Anti-Masturbation Cross™ has met with unqualified success over the past twenty-four hours, crashing our holy netsite with pre-orders and projecting our bold design to seemingly every corner of the internet.  Alas, no good turn goes unpunished – as it seems that the forces […]

by July 1, 2014 117 comments Morals, Self-Rape Prevention
Jonah Hill issues apology to Lonnie Childs

Jonah Hill issues apology to Lonnie Childs

LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD, CA (SMNNN) Professional weight loss advocate and part time actor, Jonah Hill told the media that he lost his cool with a masturbator and is completely devastated that he did not work harder to convert them. Liberal Media stronghold, TMZ, released video footage of Hill telling a half […]

by June 10, 2014 3 comments Celebrity
Lonnie Childs Loves You

Lonnie Childs Loves You

  God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leroy Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

by June 3, 2014 3 comments Disciples
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