Post Tagged with: "politics"

Bill Gates Donates $1 Million To Gun Control; $2 Million To Tina’s Law

Bill Gates Donates $1 Million To Gun Control; $2 Million To Tina’s Law

American Billionaire and sometimes computer whiz kid, Bill Gates, shocked second amendment advocates when he donated $1 million (SMD) to a Washington State campaign to expand background checks on gun sales. Naturally, this has made some very proud Americans angry and they are now questioning Bill Gate’s “philanthropic” actions. It […]

by August 27, 2014 4 comments Money, Politics, Tina's Law
3 American Patriots Shamed For Denouncing Self-Rape

3 American Patriots Shamed For Denouncing Self-Rape

I’m sure we’re all aware of how Great American patriots like Todd Akin consistently get shamed by the media for their unconventional views on self-rape. Considering we’re now six years into the nightmare that has been the Obama Administration, such things, while not accepted, are unfortunately expected. However, over the years […]

Pelosi Outburst Caused By Masturbation Addiction

Pelosi Outburst Caused By Masturbation Addiction

In a shocking display of unprofessionalism, liberal House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, chased Republican Tom Marino across the House floor during a recent debate. Pelosi, allegedly offended by statements Marino made about her party’s lack of leadership lashed out at Marino, asserting that she did try to do something about the border […]

by August 5, 2014 14 comments Politics, Spot a Masturbator
Education Department Plans Mandatory Mexican Classes for U.S. Schools

Education Department Plans Mandatory Mexican Classes for U.S. Schools

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move announced yesterday, Education Secretary Arne Duncan unveiled a new proposal to ensure American students achieve early proficiency in Mexican language and culture. “We have an urgent challenge. Our educational system will soon absorb millions of children from south of the border. At the […]

by August 1, 2014 2 comments Foreigners
Conservative Leaders Propose Hate Speech Bill To Protect SMN

Conservative Leaders Propose Hate Speech Bill To Protect SMN

Just one look at this netsite’s “Masturhaters” gallery or even just a quick glance at the comments on any given article show that there is an increasing problem with masturbators using the anonymity of the internet to spew hatred towards the followers of Lonnie Childs. Thankfully, this will soon end […]

by July 31, 2014 13 comments Politics
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Receives Full Pardon By AZ Gov. Jan Brewer

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Receives Full Pardon By AZ Gov. Jan Brewer

Phoenix, AZ — Arizona Governor Jan Brewer announced her controversial decision today granting a full pardon to 35-year-old Phoenix resident Paul Horner, known to his thousands of followers as Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin. Horner made world news last month after his ironic arrest for public masturbation. “I did a lot […]

by July 12, 2014 36 comments Politics
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