Archive for October, 2014

Tim Tebow throws another touchdown pass!

The New England Patriots Have Won ZERO Super Bowls Since Releasing Tim Tebow. Coincidence or God’s Will?

Every NFL fan knows that The New England Patriots have dominated the sport for the past decade, compiling a winning percentage that is by far the best in the league while winning three Super Bowls in the process.  Two seasons ago, the team were poised to continue their dominance for […]

by October 5, 2014 9 comments Celebrity
Crazed Californian Masturbator Kills Nearly 1000 Chickens

Crazed Californian Masturbator Kills Nearly 1000 Chickens

Further proving that golf is an evil sport that should be banned, a deranged masturbator took a golf club and murdered nearly 1000 chickens in a facility near Fresno, California. The facility, owned by chicken manufacturer, Foster Farms, claimed that 920 chickens were murdered “with a golf club or other […]

by October 3, 2014 9 comments Animals, Death, Morals, Trending
Autopsy Concludes that Dead Race Driver Self-Raped and Hemp Bonged Before Deadly Race

Autopsy Concludes that Dead Race Driver Self-Raped and Hemp Bonged Before Deadly Race

Twenty-year old Kevin Ward, Jr. self-raped and hemp bonged shortly before throwing himself in front of noted anti-masturbation, white Christian warrior and NASCAR racing sensation Tony Stewart according to the recently released autopsy.  Amateur footage suggests that the young driver was masturbating during the race when God fearing Christian white […]

by October 2, 2014 16 comments Celebrity, Death, Morals, Sports
Sale on B.L.U.F.F. Blinders! Button her Down…

Sale on B.L.U.F.F. Blinders! Button her Down…

Men! Do you take a look around and wonder what kind of hell has gotten into women today? Does your spouse’s eyes frequently wander toward some damned afternoon-killing mall sale where she’s going to run into some jabber-mouthed friend to yak with for hours on end pretending to hide her […]

by October 1, 2014 2 comments Trending
Gov. Jerry Brown conducts a press conference with his hands in full view of the press corps. as to now arouse any suspicion

California Governor Signs Lonnie Child’s “Yes Means Yes” Bill Into Law

It is a well-known fact that all successful school policies found in secular higher-education institutions come from religious schools. This has never been truer than now, as California Governor Jerry Brown signed into law the “Affirmative Consent” bill. This new law eliminates the implied consent that was in-place previously. The […]

by October 1, 2014 2 comments Politics
Proper Pumpkin Carving

Proper Pumpkin Carving

My dear friends in Christ. To avoid the near occasion of self rape sin, B.L.U.F.F. recommends individuals take up a hobby or seasonal pursuit. One such endeavour is pumpkin carving. The above chart illustrates just how easy it is to have a fun filled afternoon carving a pumpkin.

by October 1, 2014 11 comments Self-Rape Prevention
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