Robin Williams has committed suicide.
The Oscar-winning actor/comedian killed himself in Tiburon, in Northern California. His people tell us he’s been recently battling severe depression.
According to the Marin County Sheriff Christopher Huckeby… authorities found Williams’ body inside his home. They say he was found unresponsive.
He was unconscious and not breathing and the Dr. Eric Whitehead Marin County coroner suspects suicide due to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation. Dr. Whitehead noted that Williams was clutching a head shot of Matt Damon in his left hand and his SinStick in his right, a tightly wrapped Kate Spade scarf was around his neck and tied to the bed post.
Williams was last seen alive at his house at 10 PM Sunday night.
As reported here on Stop Masturbation Now Robin went back to rehab last month to focus on his Self-Rape Celibacy. We’re told excessive masturbation was an issue.
Williams struggled with ellis dee bongs and masturbation abuse in the early ’80s but was sober for 20 years … with the exception of a stint in BLUFF rehab in 2006 after falling off the Anti-Masturbation Wagon.
Robin Williams handing a Kleenex to a Masturbating Bonobo Moneky named after him.
One of Robin’s last public appearances was at the San Francisco Zoo in June … when the zoo named one of their Bonobo (AKA; The Self-Rape Ape) monkeys “Robin” in his honor.
Robin’s wife, Susan Schneider, says, “This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken.”
Robin’s last tweet was on July 31 … wishing his daughter Zelda Rae a happy 25th birthday. He posted a #tbt instagram pic of himself holding her as a child. Zelda did not respond.
Williams was 63.
BLUFF Press LLC, notes that Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation has also claimed the lives of Michael Hutchinson, David Carradine, Chuck Norris, and Amy Winehouse so far in 2014
God Bless,
TheRev Leroy Jenkins
#robinwilliams
I will be praying at Venus and Serena to make it through this terrible time.
How do you know a movie is a drama?
Robin Williams has a beard.
He always seemed a little too “fruity” for my tastes.
He was a great man, who lived to enrich the lives of others. We were there for him in the past, but we were not there for him today. We will remember our friend, for who he truly was, not what his impulses made him do to his body.
“No New, Porn-O”
-Mork
I will miss new episodes of “Third Rock from the Sun” and ALF” without him. Sad times for reality television.
Having just learned about the loss of mr. Williams I feel sad and my sympathies go out to his family, friends and loved ones.
Recently I found this site, enjoying it’s satire (or I do hope it is anyway) but I am now appalled, disgusted and angry that the very recent demise of Robin Williams has let to the ‘news’ post above.
He seemed to me a wonderful man and he might have even enjoyed the joke.
I don’t as it hasn’t even been 24 hours since his death.
Oh, they’re serious
No, it’s a parody. But I agree, this one went too far. Knowing when to refrain is one of the three rules of comedy, and this article just blew it for this site. This will be my last comment here.
In one of Williams’ recent movies “best dad ever” (or something to that effect) his character’s son dies of autoerotic asphyxiation and to save face he makes it look like a suicide and writes a note and everything.
If only he had reached out to Prophet Lonnie and his acolytes before it was too late
You people are unbelievable. Robin Williams was a man who deserved far better. Self Rape is the stupidest idea I have ever heard. You can’t rape yourself. You people shouldn’t even exist.
Self Rape is very real! Consensual sex requires two or more people to consent. Rape only requires one person (the rapist) to consent.
By masturbating, you are the only one consenting, hence, you are a rapist and you are raping yourself.
Self rape … rape means forcing a sexual act on somebody without them willing to do so so if i want to fap i don’t force myself to fap i just do it cause i feel like doing it also this site is so stupid i only just started reading some posts and i feel so disgusted by the pure bullshit written on this webpage seriously …
Tasteless.
I wholeheartedly agree that it is tasteless for the Big Masturbation Media Machine to spin his tragic masturbation cause death to be spun as a suicide. We at BLUFF Press, LLC. take pride in reporting the whole ugly truth of the dangers of masturbation. God Bless, TheRev
Ths goes too far at a time when his nearest and dearest are grieving. Also it’s Bs like this that gets taken for reality by retards and spreads around the net like wildfire. It borders on defamation and slander. I hope the Mr Williams’ family lawyers are quick to respond!
Dear Miss Dark, Our job, as promulgated by Lonnie Childs, is to expose the lies of the Obama administration and his Big Masturbation Media Machine and to save the children from masturbation related death. The truth is an affirmative defense against false suits of defamation. I guarantee you that Robin Williams masturbated and now he is dead.
God Bless,
TheRev
The article claims he died from Auto-erotic asphyxiation … which is clearly not true according to the EVIDENCE. Your statements amount to malicious lies and gossip.
Did you even read the article? It clearly states that he did, in-fact, die of autoerotic asphyxiation.
The picture is of Robyn Thick, not Robin Williams. Dear, poor, Pagliacci-like Robin Williams left a suicide note. He DID NOT die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Lying is also a sin.
well, he probably wrote that before he self raped himself to death. the facts in this case are clear.
Oh my dear god open your fucking eyes, Dexter.
OMG can you pls post TRIGGER WARNINGS before posting pictures of Robin Thicke?!
No! I’m praying at you. God Bless, TheRev
*Sigh* I guess we will never have religious peace with people like this around. Your religion is cruel and evil.
why is there a picture of robin thicke? and not robin williams? do you even know what you are talking about on this page? lol.
Dear Miss Johnson, Please remove your name from our Holy Netsite, it is highly offensive. Secondly Miss Johnson, Do you have your PHD of FaithFacts™? I didn’t think so, you are dismissed. I am going to pray AT you. God Bless, TheRev
Chuck Norris is still alive. Check your data..
Define “alive”.
i wank alot, why am i not kill yet
I’m alive and I fap to you new and your old picture Cathy Redmond. I’m going to pass you on the prayer leaderboard soon!
You’re trash for writing this speculative nonsense.