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Is Clash of Clans Sending your Son or Daughter to Eternal Hell?

Is Clash of Clans Sending your Son or Daughter to Eternal Hell?

(StopMasturbationNow)—As a responsible parent, the terms FPS and MMORPG probably seem like code names for a Navy submarine. But to children today these terms are synonymous with sin sticks, fecal fornication, anal drugs, and self rape. The latest and most popular FPS MMORPG game is the just released Clash of […]

by February 23, 2015 12 comments Fun and Games
Avoiding Masturbation: 5 Things Men Should Not Do

Avoiding Masturbation: 5 Things Men Should Not Do

(StopMasturbationNow)—Many men suffer from an addiction to masturbation. With easy access to porn, it’s easy to get addicted. What needs to be done is deciphering the difference between masturbation and real sex, with an association of the latter being more pleasurable. Guys can learn more about their porn and masturbation […]

by February 18, 2015 13 comments Lifestyle
Did Brian Williams try and Murder Whitney Houston’s Daughter?

Did Brian Williams try and Murder Whitney Houston’s Daughter?

(StopMasturbationNow)—Mental confusion or “haze” is often a primary symptom of masturbation. This could be the very reason why Brian Williams has so many problems remembering past events even though he himself lived them. Masturbation is trauma and causes such a shock to the brain that the brain will shut itself […]

by February 10, 2015 3 comments Celebrity
So Long Obama

So Long Obama

You know you’re on the way out It’s just a matter of time You thought you’d rule the world forever Long live Lonnie, don’t spare the loser After all, you’re not what you thought you were at all You’re just a non-normal fact on nature’s hard unfeeling trail And all […]

by January 29, 2015 12 comments Lonnie Childs
What Girls Masturbate to Compared to Guys May Shock you (Photos)

What Girls Masturbate to Compared to Guys May Shock you (Photos)

(StopMasturbationNow)—Some pornography is more obvious than others. If you see two girls enjoying a buck cake you are definitely watching pornography. But parents did you know that your daughter looking at cat photos on myspace could be just as bad or worse? Recent studys show more girls masturbate to pictures of […]

by January 28, 2015 25 comments Science, Self-Rape Prevention
Is Robert Allenby Going too far to Hide his Masturbation Addiction?

Is Robert Allenby Going too far to Hide his Masturbation Addiction?

(StopMasturbationNow)—Masturbation is the number one cause of lying worldwide. From “just a minute” to “it’s good for you” masturbators lie constantly. Last weekend, professional golfer and PGA tour pro Robert Allenby told police he was kidnapped, assaulted and robbed Friday night after missing the cut at the Sony Open. On […]

by January 20, 2015 5 comments Sports
Five Ways to Celebrate MLK Day

Five Ways to Celebrate MLK Day

(StopMasturbationNow)—This weekend is Martin Luther King Jr day. A day to celebrate Michael King (his real and legal name). A lot of people think it is just a day off but really it is a day to celebrate the fact that racism is over and that black people are not […]

by January 16, 2015 12 comments History
Who is more Disgusting: Italians or Brazilians?

Who is more Disgusting: Italians or Brazilians?

(StopMasturbationNow)— Recently our editorial staff traveled overseas to cover two events that took us to less than appealing countries. First, the surprise resignation of Pope Benidict Arnold XVI took us to Italy to cover the papal concave that elected the first Mexi-Pope, Francis in March 2013. Then the next year […]

by January 14, 2015 18 comments Foreigners
Did Papi Le Batard Successfully Doom Cleveland’s Season?

Did Papi Le Batard Successfully Doom Cleveland’s Season?

(StopMasturbationNow)—Lebron James is a well-known masturbator. The Le Batard family is a well-known bastion of moral values. On Christmas day Lebron and the Cleveland Lebrons entered a game in Miami with a fairly respectable record of 17 wins and 10 losses. After the Miami Heat thoroughly defeated the Cleveland Lebrons […]

by January 14, 2015 9 comments Sports
Black Football Fan Steals Gift from Nice White Girls

Black Football Fan Steals Gift from Nice White Girls

(StopMasturbationNOW)—People from New Orleans are terrible people. They build their homes below sea level and then when they get flooded they whine and complain and expect people the rest of the country to rebuild their homes. Well today in a nice football game against the Cincinnati Bengals a New Orleans […]

by November 16, 2014 7 comments Sports
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