Articles by: augustweisz

Shoshana B Roberts Receives Self-Rape Threats after Posting Harassment Video

Shoshana B Roberts Receives Self-Rape Threats after Posting Harassment Video

(StopMasturbationNOW)— An actor who recorded 10 hours of catcalls and remarks from passersby in New York City has received self-rape threats in response to a video detailing the harassment, the advocacy group that commissioned the video said on Tuesday. It is well known that masturbation is self-rape. An act violating […]

by October 29, 2014 6 comments Lifestyle, Self-Rape Prevention, Trending
Masturbators Replace Halloween Costumes with Dinguses

Masturbators Replace Halloween Costumes with Dinguses

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Once a proud Christian holiday, Halloween was filled with candy, kids costumes, and pumpkins However this year masturbators have decided to ruin Halloween for everyone by turning innocent costumes into dinguses. The Unicorn Vibrator “Have a good time at the costume party then go home and self-rape” Is what this […]

by October 24, 2014 47 comments Big Masturbation, Morals
Guys: How to Tell a Girl is Masturbating at You

Guys: How to Tell a Girl is Masturbating at You

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Female masturbation is one of the most disgusting things in the known universe. And it is well proven that masturbation is rape. But Guys… how can you tell if a girl you know or are dating is thinking of you as she plays with her sin cave? 1, She […]

by October 20, 2014 58 comments Spot a Masturbator
Scotland Fails in its Bid for independence: A Victory for the Morally Just

Scotland Fails in its Bid for independence: A Victory for the Morally Just

(StopMasturbationNOW)—According to our Leader Lonnie Childs, the referendum on Scottish Independence has failed. Stop Masturbation Now is the first organization to release the referendum results. The referendum failed by a larger margin than polls indicated. This is mostly due to the fact that younger voters seemed to dominate the polls […]

by September 18, 2014 14 comments Foreigners, Lonnie Childs
Profiting off of Free Speech 101: The Atlanta Hawks

Profiting off of Free Speech 101: The Atlanta Hawks

(StopMasturbationNow)—Atlanta Hawks Owner Bruce Levenson announced this past weekend that he has put the team up for sale. This will be the third NBA team to be sold in 2014. Bruce Levinson is a fairly young man and has no need for money, why would he want to sell the […]

by September 8, 2014 0 comments Sports
Foreigners Create Dead Cat Kamikazie Drones

Foreigners Create Dead Cat Kamikazie Drones

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Foreigners suck, they really do. They only hate us and with to crash flying things into us. The Chinese did it at Pearl Harbor, the Arabs did it to us in 9/11, and now the Europeans are turning dead cats into killer suicide bombers. Most people would feel incredibly sad […]

by September 8, 2014 12 comments Animals, Foreigners
Scotland International Quarantine Zone

5 Surprising Things that will happen After Scotland Votes for Independence

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Our Leader Lonne Childs, through the act of fapstinence, has the ability to see into future events. One of the largest events of this decade is the Scottish vote for independence. The United Kingdom is looked up to by most countries as the Worlds grandparent. Because of this UK news […]

by September 7, 2014 15 comments Foreigners, Politics
Download Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos Here!

Download Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos Here!

Would be something a masturbator would search for. Parents check your kids internet history at all times.   For more information in preventing masturbation: www.stopmasturbationnow.org   Stop Masturbation Now is partially funded by federal tax dollars!

by September 2, 2014 12 comments Celebrity
Greatest President George W Bush takes Ice Bucket Challenge with Class

Greatest President George W Bush takes Ice Bucket Challenge with Class

(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Greatest president in recent memory, George W Bush took the ALS Ice bucked challenge with incredible grace, class and dignity this week. He was nominated by other great Americans: Jenna Bush Hager, Rory McIlroy, Woody Johnson, and Coach Jim Harbaugh. After successfully completing his challenge. he then challenged “His […]

by August 20, 2014 8 comments Family Values, Politics
17 Year Old Girl Struck by Lightning While Masturbating

17 Year Old Girl Struck by Lightning While Masturbating

(Stop Masturbation Now)— There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this […]

by July 17, 2014 1,047 comments Weather
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